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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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Hello bisexual community

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Flying is effortless, landing can be a little bit harder, Cornell Lab / DoC (northern royal albatross) (part 1)

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I’m gonna trim your nails. can you please stay calm so i can get it done quickly?

I will take us both down

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[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

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moodboard for when you open the replies on a popular tumblr post

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Abacadabra! I've conjured another Good Morning out of thin air!!!

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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tiktoks with vine energy pt. 7

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Hamster Escapes the Most Dangerous Prison Maze 🐹

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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol