Hello yes I am a person who is too lazy to make my blog look less shitty. Why are you looking at this anyway? Your dash is much more interesting.
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Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)
Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC
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You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."
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just found out our 'HR' person hasn't kept a single record of complaint or formal process in.... ever and has been covering up a whole systemic bullying issue and i am ecstatic (fuck her)
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Lagoona called someone a cunt canon and real
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Name: Little Beepo
Skill: Fucking Miserable
Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.
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remember in 2007 or 2008 when emo was at its peak and gay marriage wasn't legal and so we had boys in eyeliner and skirts making out with each other at the mall in protest. i think we need this again
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are they... you know...? *makes a stabbing motion*
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where in the HELL did that horse come from
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Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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Shout out to the time my pastor responded to problems with the sound system with something along the lines of “The enemy is trying to mess with Christ’s message even now.” It has completely redefined how I deal with technical difficulties. Rather than get angry when the Internet goes off out of nowhere at work, I have to fight not to burst out laughing because all I can think is,

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by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this
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