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So they just skipped the Celine Dion bit entirely.

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I’m posting this as someone who attended the rehearsal for the jury’s yesterday.

They are shifting around a lot in the script now.

So I can only assume but… Celine Dion

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*Freeze Frame*

My crazy partner wanted to go to Eurovision, so now I have to stand here for 3 min waiting for my cue.

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Tutta l’Italia

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She must really like eating sand.

And getting it out of every crevasse?

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✨ Yksi kaksi kolme Sauna ✨

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Denmark's singer had a bathing suit from Temu, 5 curtains and a dream.

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I love that when the EBU told Malta to tone it down, that they really listened.

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Serving... KANT!!!

Philosophy? Hell No, fashion, attitude, vocals — that’s Maltese Enlightenment.

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More shirtless running less singing please, Armenia.

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And for the biggest glasses of the night…Greece.

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Don't they seem a bit young and innocent to have actually been to a German club?

Certainly with a cello

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A dragon, really

Oh Poland never change

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Fun fact: To get those giant shoulders he puts chips packets in his jacket.

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Ich Komme !!! My Queen Erika !

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I have to say it again, as a Belgian I find this a second rate Stromae song.

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Why is Latvia sending a group of forest witches to scream at me through those curtains!?!