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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me
Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.
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Is your entire name just a front so people call you puki (pooky) because you dont feel validated by your own partner?
My username predates the nickname pookie. Does the name "doktor schruum" have to do with the fact that physicians keep finding strange fungal infections on your testicles?
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my classroom had 2 pet fish and the really fat one ate the small one that biggie 😭
Not surprised. Trap me inside a room with a floating burrito and it's bound to get eaten.
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I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀
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