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honestly i think im good without that thanks

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"reblog if __, who wouldn't?"

"if you don't reblog this unfollow me"

"reblog for__ ignore for --"

"who wouldn't reblog this?"

"you have to reblog this"

"no __ will reblog this"

No. Shut up. These statements are not safe for those with moral ocd. Reblogging something or not does not change opinions and actions. It does not define a person. It does not represent beliefs. You can share your beliefs without harming others.

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Sometimes I'm really tempted to post shit like "It's just me and my pet water droplet against the world" because I know people would go crazy for it, but it's just not a joke I want to tell. It's not a joke I believe in, you know, it's not what I feel the spirit of my comedy is about. It would be selling out in a way... of course, on tumblr, "Selling Out" is more like "Giving Away to Charity for no Money Whatsoever," so it would be that thing

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it's just me and my pet water droplet against the world.

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Sometimes it is nice to just be in the middle of nowhere and just cream.

However while I was in the middle of nowhere I also laughed, full on deep chested laughs as loud as I could, and that felt pretty great also

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I am begging everyone to listen to Penny Snapcube voicing this milk freak from deltarune. my brother and I have not stopped quoting it for two weeks

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a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

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GUARDS!! console me

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GUARDS!! console me

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crying

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Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.

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customer service is cooking my brain, man

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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aughhh im so humgry i could probably eat like a quarter of a horse and then ill be full

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(x)

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this is the best insult I’ve ever seen

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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot