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Today's aesthetic: when a cat decides it's going to make a very difficult or precise jump, spends several minutes examining the problem from all angles and warming up its muscles and minutely adjusting the positions of its paws and such, then proceeds to totally eat shit.

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Rufous-vented Yuhina (Yuhina occipitalis), family Zosteropidae, order Passeriformes, India

photograph by Rajan Tamhankar

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Rhinoceros Viper (Bitis nasicornis), family Viperidae, from West Africa

Venomous.

photograph by Matthieu Berroneau

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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

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she is Thropping on my Elphaba until I

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how i feel after one beer

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I couldn't stop thinking about them 😔🤚

They're canon in my heart 😩❤️

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Any time a customer is telling me a story and I can't understand them/what they're talking about and I'm just nodding and agreeing and looking interested I think of this gif

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when you draw a face, but you never bothered to get the body right first.

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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

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THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭

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I’ve never related to anything so strongly in life before as this meme.

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem