I have a really really obscure floyd headcanon that really only exists because of my floyd leech enjoyer agenda but>>
I headcanon floyd is actually, secretly, a hopeless romantic. I know it seems very ooc, but the idea of floyd, who characteristically seems like he hasnāt and would never have a single thought about love, secretly longing for those cheesy, corny romantic things that he sees in those old human romance movies is just.
Heād never ever ever let anyone, especially Azul and his brother, know about his little secret. Not ever. Love? Who cares? How boring. Anyways, do you remember what they were serving in the cafeteria today?
But secretly, when hes alone and Jadeās asleep, heād fantasize about such silly things like saving a poor little soul from bullies even though it would be like saving someone from himself, or having his one true love run into him while walking down the hallway, scrambling to pick up their papers and apologizing. Both his and their eyes would meet and god, sparkles would be everywhere and time would stop andā
But he never really expects any of it to happen. Eventually he learned love for people on land was moreā¦ mundane, less hearts and roses and shielding your soulmate from the rain. Less like the movies. But that didnāt stop his heart from stopping and throat from clenching every time some minnow trips over a crack and falls into his arms, or secretly hoping that when he runs off to take a nap under some tree, skipping class, some cutie would see him and fall asleep next to him, accidentally entangling their limbs together.
He also understands that someone of hisā¦ character would probably never have something like that. Heās too brash, intimidating, he has no flair yet if someone gave him the chance, maybe, just maybe, heād be one those lucky guys in the romances he dreams about.
Floyd Leech is a hopeless romantic. But only when heās alone.
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Lexi: Whatās the worst job youāve ever had?
Tech: I worked at a fast food chicken restaurant.
Tech: I started out washing dishes and then they moved me up to the counter.
Tech: But they said I made the customers uncomfortable so they moved me back to washing dishes.
Ace: You made the customers uncomfortable?
Tech: Yeah, I wasā¦ a tad sarcastic when I was a kid.
Slam: When you were a kid?
Duck: What kind of sarcasm comes out with āDo you want fries with that?ā
Tech: Oh, youād be surprised.
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Thank you so much for 50+ followers!!
Here are some Loonatics headcanons I have for the momentā¤ļø
Ace
Ace would low-key recreate fight scenes from his favourite action movies when fighting villains
Considers the team a family
Sleep fighter! Ace sometimes dreams about fighting villains and his body will react in the real world. A quick kick, random straight punch here and there, and tosses things across the room
A concerned Lexi came to check on him one night when she heard what sounded like Ace fighting, only to be smacked with a pillow from a sleeping Ace
Cannot cook to save his life, but that doesnāt stop him from trying, he just wants to help!
Rev politely shoves Ace out of the kitchen while babbling about not wanting the kitchen to implode (again)
Lexi
Knows secrets from each member of the team, no one can keep a secret from Lexi, not that she can help it tho, not with her Sonic hearing
Lexi felt it was inconsiderate to the others, so she got Tech to soundproof her room
Also because the girl needs her sleep and doesnāt need to hear anyoneās sleep talking
Lexi always feels the need to move, so she sways side to side or does a little dance, even when music isnāt playing
Very competitive when it comes to video games
Lexi is the proud record holder for most of the video games in the tower
The QUEEN of hyping the team up, itās just natural for her!
Team bonding is a necessity, Lexi is the one to initiate group activities like movie night or game night
Duck
Big sucker for compliments! Prides himself on being better at something than others, so if anyone wants Duck to do anything, all they need is a well-timed compliment to feed into his huge ego.
Lots of feather hygiene and personal care products, which Rev would sometimes borrow
Any plans made by Duck surprisingly go right, but in the worst way
Always ends with Duck saying ābut did you die?ā
Tech quips in with āSadly, no.ā
Even though Duck is rude most of the time, he can actually give some good advice and support
Although everyone is pretty skeptical about any advice from Duck
Tech
Has a hard time keeping his hands still, itās why heās always tinkering with something or tapping at his computer
When he doesnāt have anything to tinker with, heās tapping his fingers against his arm or rubbing his knuckles
Tech isnāt one for physical contact, but there are days where he physically needs it
Tech canāt cook, but only because he ādoesnāt have the timeā. If it were up to Tech to cook for himself, he would be living off instant noodles
That is when he actually remembers to eat, Tech would get so caught up in his projects that he forgets to eat and keep hydrated
Itās usually Lexi or Rev that come to get him or bring him food while heās working in his lab
Tech is ambidextrous
Tech has trouble sleeping, but good luck trying to wake him up once heās out
Definitely the āDonāt talk to me until Iāve had my coffeeā type
Rev
Unspoken cook of the Team, along with Slam
One heck of a baker
Often makes seed buns, but theyāre never as good as Maās
Rev is incredibly talented when it comes to languages!
Heās fluent in Spanish, Japanese, Korean, French, and even Latin
Revās brain works a lot faster than others, so itās a breeze for him to learn something new!
Despite being able to process things faster than most, Rev can still be oblivious to obvious social cues
Messy sleeper! Itās not uncommon to see his pillow, sheets, and blanket on the floor, sometimes Rev is the one who ends up on the floor
Coffee has the opposite affect on Rev, rather than him getting that boost of adrenaline and energy, he actually slows down to a certain degree
Slam
Big olā softie!
Grabs the whole team for a big hug during heartfelt moments
Other than working out and eating, Slam also loves to garden!
Slamās gotta be gentle with plants and since his hands are Huge he always uses gardening tools
Used to keep all his plants in his room, until Tech added a greenhouse in the tower. Lexi also goes there to work on her plant manipulation, with Slamās permission of course
LOUDEST SNORES, it resulted in Slam also getting a soundproof room
Understands sign language pretty well, although Slam fumbles when using it himself
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