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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

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men should kiss each other with tongue.

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This costume is SO nice 😩👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 THE DETAIL WORK (x)

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can i matchmake you guys somehow?

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"insolent" is basically the hottest thing a person can call you

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you want to die by his hand so bad it makes you look stupid

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The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.

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rule

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So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

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stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes

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It's not enough to call your knight a "good boy". Sometimes you've got to hit him with a "you're the only one worthy to sit at my feet".

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she yank on it till i die

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smoking that shit that makes you go awoo :3

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penetration can be so serious and vulnerable and intimate. and no one cares because it's not Real Sex without it. i care

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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear