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if i was a guy my dick would be hard all the time
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i hope my next lover is my last i can’t do this again
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does anyone want to hang out and watch a movie until the sexual tension becomes so palpable that we both have our thighs pressed together and we’re breathing heavy and
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i am going to reach enlightenment through attention on the internet
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every morning I wake up and my boner is facing true north
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Nice dick dude but how do I defeat the final boss
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nobody offers to let you take a comforting nap in their arms because you look exhausted and need a safe place to crash for a bit and then wakes you up 40 minutes later with two fingers knuckle-deep in you anymore
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