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Couldst thou construct a cog from blades? If so, verily must thou construct a timepiece from blades and blades alone.

personally I couldn't

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everyone say happy birthday cog kleinschmidt right now 🔫

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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

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deltas your rune

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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

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man this divorce is gonna ruin my marriage

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Hey everyone. *catches basketball thrown from offscreen.* We have a lot of fun here *catches basketball thrown from offscreen* but I just want to remind everyone that this account is about one thing and one thing only. *catches basketball thrown from offscreen.* finding a way to break my infinite basketball curse

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You're so cool, please never get cancer.

I’ll try

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the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion

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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

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Oh, you know

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weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

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i have no idea what this means but my dad is the only valid ally

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