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Ways I have written/would write different Bats out of my fics because they’d be a liability to the plot:

Bruce

He’s on a Justice League mission in space

He’s undercover as Matches Malone and Cannot Be Contacted

He decided he’s a Loner and Doesn’t Need Family again

No one’s willing to open a comm channel to him because he’s currently on a mission with Selina

Barbara

She’s busy leading the Birds of Prey

She has the flu and you will bother her under penalty of death

Her father is in the hospital and she won’t leave his bedside

She refuses to get involved in Batfamily-Typical Emotional Repression

She’s currently elbow-deep in some government’s computer system, so no distractions allowed

Dick

He’s in Bludhaven and busy

He’s on a Titans mission in space

He’s fighting with Bruce and won’t return to Gotham for anything less than an emergency

He’s having his yearly mental breakdown, leave him alone

Cass

She’s in Hong Kong

She is off visiting or training with Lady Shiva

She’s on important Birds of Prey business

She’s hanging out with Barbara and/or Steph so you can’t bother her for anything short of an emergency

Jason

He’s away with the Outlaws

He refuses to be involved in anything

He’s currently a villain

He’s dead again for unexplained reasons, but don’t worry, he’ll be fine

Steph

People are still mad at her for faking her death and won’t contact her

She’s spending time with her mom, who is miraculously off work at this specific time

The other characters literally forgot she existed (it’s meta, okay?)

It’s midterm season at GothamU

Tim

He’s with the Teen Titans in space/California

He’s with Young Justice in space

His Dad wants to take him to a baseball game

He had a paranoid episode and went off the grid

Duke

He’s with his parents at the hospital

He’s living with his mom or his cousin so he’s not around

He’s sleeping because he’s on day shift

He’s hanging out/completing important work with We Are Robin

Damian

I’ve set things earlier in the timeline solely so that he’s still at the League of Assassins. Sorry Dami.

He’s at school

He’s off visiting Jon Kent and his family wants him to have a normal childhood so they won’t bother him

He’s on a mission with the Teen Titans

Kate

She’s too busy for this BS

It’s Rosh HaShanah or some other holiday that I spent 20 minutes researching calendar coincidences to confirm fell on that day of the week within the correct year

She’s on a date and if you bother her you’re homophobic

Alfred

He’s on vacation in England

He’s dead

And worst comes to worst, I can just give them broken ribs or a sprained ankle.

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What if you spin in square?

I wanna spin in a circle :O

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(pa!)

GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

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genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

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DON'T MAKE ME CRY OVER MY RICE!

Sometimes I just sit here and think of the fact that every time someone hallucinates Jason Todd, they hallucinate him in his Robin mantle, barely out of it.

For everything that happened, actually, I think Jason would love to die as Bruce's son — except, he didn't.

He died no one's son. He died as Robin.

But most importantly, he was remembered like that. Like no one's son, just a failed sidekick. So now, when his family wants his ghost to haunt them for their mistakes, guilt and saviour complexes, they taint their memories of a boy that was their family once by moulding him in a faceless mantle.

Isn't that just Sad.

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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me getting five notes from my regular mutuals on any given post

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And done! :D I really like the idea of Damian experimenting more artistic skills, like body painting- But first he gotta start with something small, so- Makeup!

And I wanted to put Tim in this because of the Caroline Hills thing, he must be more comfortable with makeup 👉🏻👈🏻

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AAAAAAAAAA! I LOVE IT! This looks great! The gun look awesome too!

And of course Jason is a menace, Tim loves it though(most of the time anyway).

@kosmoem Jaytim is a wonderful idea, Jason just being a general menace

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I can only ever wish of being that person

You ever look at some art your mutual made and you just sit there in stunned silence and awe that one of your friends is out there making jaw-dropping beautiful art just for the hell of it

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I can only ever wish of being that person

You ever look at some art your mutual made and you just sit there in stunned silence and awe that one of your friends is out there making jaw-dropping beautiful art just for the hell of it

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That ol’ chart of mine makes the rounds online periodically and it drives me crazy because it’s frankly not very good. So, I finally got around to remaking it.

I doubt this will get anywhere near as popular, but I wanted to make it.

Good reference for animation, comics, and for visualizing phonetics!

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if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

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I can just imagine Jason teasing the shit out of Damian for this once he's older. It pisses Damian off.

jason: why are you looking at me like that?

damian, age 4, wondering why jason looks white if he's his brother: you're colored wrong

jason: what the fuck?

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♡ shaped Omega!Jason/Alpha!Dick ft. babydemon » based on two @redbirdandbluebird23 'fics on ao3

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rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog