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Rookie move. You gotta go for that post nut clarify first and then wash off the sin.

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Sparring Partners

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I like the idea of Nightwing being a well-known figure among the hero community, but relatively unknown to the public outside of Gotham and Blüdhaven. Like, he was the first ever sidekick and a kid of one of the Justice League's founding members. Most older heroes are his aunts and uncles, the first generation of sidekicks are his friends, and to the younger ones, he is a mentor and older brother figure. The hero community loves him. But outside of that, he is just a local hero. He sticks to the shadows, and while the people of blüdhaven love him, and the people of Gotham have at least heard of him, he is not very well known.

That is until the Justice League hosts some sort of public event with a lot of younger heroes attending, and one journalist gets an idea for a fun, lighthearted story. They go around asking different heroes and sidekicks who their favorite hero is, and 80% have the same answer: Nightwing

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They absolutely should, but also for the record 120 over 80 is considered 'normal' and the further away you get from that the worse things are.

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Street cats in Istanbul be like

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He is the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

So if we must sail through dangerous oceans and beaches

I'll go where Poseidon won't reach us

Poseidon: Get in the water already

Odysseus: *aggressively throwing fistfuls of sand from the beach* Go away

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Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

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Odysseus is awake for nine days, right, and probably a very short nap

So basically I’m hearing that when Poseidon jogs up and gets all in their faces, Odysseus is almost definitely seeing the Hat Man do a little shimmy and the Charleston right on deck also

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Odysseus: I lost my mentor, my mom...

Athena: Ugh, did you hear that? He called me his mom! How embarrassing! But I suppose it felt like that half the time-

Hermes: Yo, I think he meant Anticlea.

Athena:

Athena, mocking: I think he meant Anticlea!

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small cat, big cat