idealteeth
idealteeth
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Kink tumblr of Chasm-Connected. Mostly belly stuff. 18+ only please! Gray-aroace, genderfluid, ei/eir/eirself | they/them | it/its
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idealteeth · 2 months ago
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this blog is home to 🌟fat takes🌟
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idealteeth · 2 months ago
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yo why is my ex's callout on me with a safety-blacklisted tag searchable unless you search it real specific but this is gonna be softblocked (:
this has been tested/confirmed and yeah um im genuinely asking,
i cant bring myself to spell feedism with the 3s sorry gang
not that anyone can see this lol
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idealteeth · 2 months ago
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i cant bring myself to spell feedism with the 3s sorry gang
not that anyone can see this lol
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idealteeth · 2 months ago
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In honor of tumblr banning feedism let's take a moment to remember Sherlock Holmes being like "hello Watson every time I see you your waistcoat's a little bit tighter, and I'm noticing that a normal amount" in like 1890. Lighting a candle. Pouring one out for the noticing it a normal amount community
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idealteeth · 2 months ago
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anon and submissions are on on here and idealteeth
bienvenue à la fin du monde, ou je suis content pour toi???
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idealteeth · 2 months ago
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fuck it lets do this before the site goes down
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🌟AM I GLORIFIED YET🌟
5'5.5", 252lbs
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...and 34 inch thighs because i'm a hips main.
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(ÉLODIE IS FINE SHE CHOSE TO WIGGLE WHEN THE CAMERA WENT OFF AND WAS CALM RIGHT BEFORE LMAO)
🌟GO LOUD🌟
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idealteeth · 2 months ago
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interesting how no one has seen this post
i dont have much of a place to directly talk about tumblr censoring feedism content because ive mostly saved some posts for the future, due to surgical fatphobia being an issue at the moment, and also posting some art in the tag.
i've just been thinking a lot about how people have been going to saying that they can't look at me as an insult in the last few months.
and that it's an interesting insult to use on someone who has been pretty open about feeling like shit about their chest stretchmarks, and decreased elastin in the chest that's wicked obvious even with top surgery. and working towards being more accepting of them. and being treated like body horror for not having a perfect body even in fatty circles.
and that i've been warned against drawing my old body type pre-surgery when i specifically stated that i wanted to give that body type more representation for others with it and was told it's unattractive. except i've seen plenty of people find it attractive when it's not on me. could be the stretchmarks again or could be someone who needs to read the room.
and while this one is unrelated to this exact topic it's been on my mind, the scar on my leg that Upsets Children In Public, that i've started drawing magsona with now. yeah. that too.
i'm pretty open that i care about all this. i had an extremely shit body image as a teen and it's only remnants now when people say things like how they can't look at me. but like. i would also like other people to be able to look at themselves and feel good. damn
like this is a fetish blog don't get me wrong, most of my regular body positive stuff is on main.
listen, what i'm saying is, my GP literally wrote me a doctors' note to give to another practice to stop telling me i need an obesity intervention because it's deeply offensive and not a term anyone uses (which, when clicked on, says there's no actual medical basis for this, and I need to consult my GP, who actually researched shit and looked at my numbers and spoke to me as a human being and went "lmao. lol.")
is tumblr staff wrapped so hard around its own caduceus that it needs a doctor's note. i can get her to underline the part where calling body fat and overeating but only when fat "self-harming" is offensive maybe 3, 4 times if you need. does my doctor's note cover everyone else, or...?
*caduceus used in place of asclepius very intentionally.
since you have machines running this now: doctor's note is a metaphor in the second paragraph about it, and you just fired most of the safety staff so your AI could do... this. instead of thinking human thoughts about things.
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idealteeth · 2 months ago
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i dont have much of a place to directly talk about tumblr censoring feedism content because ive mostly saved some posts for the future, due to surgical fatphobia being an issue at the moment, and also posting some art in the tag.
i've just been thinking a lot about how people have been going to saying that they can't look at me as an insult in the last few months.
and that it's an interesting insult to use on someone who has been pretty open about feeling like shit about their chest stretchmarks, and decreased elastin in the chest that's wicked obvious even with top surgery. and working towards being more accepting of them. and being treated like body horror for not having a perfect body even in fatty circles.
and that i've been warned against drawing my old body type pre-surgery when i specifically stated that i wanted to give that body type more representation for others with it and was told it's unattractive. except i've seen plenty of people find it attractive when it's not on me. could be the stretchmarks again or could be someone who needs to read the room.
and while this one is unrelated to this exact topic it's been on my mind, the scar on my leg that Upsets Children In Public, that i've started drawing magsona with now. yeah. that too.
i'm pretty open that i care about all this. i had an extremely shit body image as a teen and it's only remnants now when people say things like how they can't look at me. but like. i would also like other people to be able to look at themselves and feel good. damn
like this is a fetish blog don't get me wrong, most of my regular body positive stuff is on main.
listen, what i'm saying is, my GP literally wrote me a doctors' note to give to another practice to stop telling me i need an obesity intervention because it's deeply offensive and not a term anyone uses (which, when clicked on, says there's no actual medical basis for this, and I need to consult my GP, who actually researched shit and looked at my numbers and spoke to me as a human being and went "lmao. lol.")
is tumblr staff wrapped so hard around its own caduceus that it needs a doctor's note. i can get her to underline the part where calling body fat and overeating but only when fat "self-harming" is offensive maybe 3, 4 times if you need. does my doctor's note cover everyone else, or...?
*caduceus used in place of asclepius very intentionally.
since you have machines running this now: doctor's note is a metaphor in the second paragraph about it, and you just fired most of the safety staff so your AI could do... this. instead of thinking human thoughts about things.
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idealteeth · 2 months ago
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idealteeth · 2 months ago
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fat aexaturday: halyo's birthday, donut steal
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belated birthday present to Halyo which Mags is apparently stealing some of the frosting off of? "lol", said the bnom, "lmao"…
sorry that this is a little delayed, i apparently can't draw scorpions and had to take a break to wonder what was wrong with me. will deal with that practice later XP the awful joke was worth it maybe
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idealteeth · 2 months ago
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“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?
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idealteeth · 2 months ago
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It's all fun and games until you drink a bottle of Monster Energy only to realize that the label was peeling off and when you fold back the top corner you see that it actually reads "Monster Energy Infusion: Do Not Drink" and suddenly your bones are melting and your body is going gelatinous and next thing you know you are a slime creature with an insatiable appetite.
Anyways, that's how my week's been going.
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idealteeth · 3 months ago
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didnt mean to reblog that here but its funnier if i dont delete it
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idealteeth · 3 months ago
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Hey welcome to my blog
lower your expectations immediately
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idealteeth · 3 months ago
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Tsuki and I were both having eeveelution and pancake brain at the same time and that made me want to do giftart <: Tsuki (flareon) and Nohtos (sylveon) testing the limits of all you can eat pancakes. The correct way to consume wobble pancakes is Literally All Of Them, All At Once, right?
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idealteeth · 3 months ago
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Pondering the borger 🍔
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idealteeth · 3 months ago
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be mine for the night
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