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lovely story from a friend today.

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MANUAL

favourite genre of odo art is when he just looks like this guy

To me, this is odo

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okay wait how many blahajverse posts do you get in a day

probably 5 lmao

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Apologies

XANAX

Do you believe in aliens?

Believe in them?? They need to believe in me! I first met one of those green fuckers out behind a waffle house around midnight, ET came rolling up in this neat intergalactic ship thing and whipped it out. Now, I'm not slut (jk I'm a slut) but I gave that bitch the ol Nancy Reagan throat game, the ol Margaret Throat Catcher if you get my drift, and that alien spunk came rolling out, so thick you can call it Throat Coat, filled me up, thought I was gonna die, woke up the next morning pregnant. Kept calling the fuck and he'd be like "how do you even know it's mine" like bitch you're the only little green man I had in me. Gave birth to that fucker and again was like hey come meet your kid and that bitch is like "it looks nothing like me" bitch what do you mean how many humans do you know that are green??? Anyways this is my kid I named him Xanax and he's excited to start school

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AFTONSPARV

Do you believe in aliens?

Believe in them?? They need to believe in me! I first met one of those green fuckers out behind a waffle house around midnight, ET came rolling up in this neat intergalactic ship thing and whipped it out. Now, I'm not slut (jk I'm a slut) but I gave that bitch the ol Nancy Reagan throat game, the ol Margaret Throat Catcher if you get my drift, and that alien spunk came rolling out, so thick you can call it Throat Coat, filled me up, thought I was gonna die, woke up the next morning pregnant. Kept calling the fuck and he'd be like "how do you even know it's mine" like bitch you're the only little green man I had in me. Gave birth to that fucker and again was like hey come meet your kid and that bitch is like "it looks nothing like me" bitch what do you mean how many humans do you know that are green??? Anyways this is my kid I named him Xanax and he's excited to start school

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GOSIG RÅTTA (avail. in Europe)

awww

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DUKTIG

shhhhh, she’s sleeping

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HUVUDROLL

Daily Delight, April 7th

Big off-day yesterday, just a rotten time. Today too, to an extent. Very proud that I managed to get my stuff done today regardless - rewarded myself with Ikea Lunch (mostly bc i was there already lol)

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That's IKEA

jurassic park music

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SKOGSDUVA & BILLY

Guess who went to Ikea

They're named Abeegail, Phoebee and Sabeena because of a friend who named their Beeatrice.

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HAUGA

Dogtor Mop is still recuperating from yesterday.

Me too, girl.

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MICKE, MALM, NISSEDAL

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BLAHAJ

Tummy Tuesday with the sharks :3

@catboybiologist @xenasaur @nixiecat @k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl @godless-of-the-hunt @glowingemberz @birdsspicythoughts @estrogenesis-evangelion @whalesharkcat @puzzlecatt @badwitchelle @doggirlcomet @traaansfem @parasiticheart

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LÖVA

Here's a fun story of malicious compliance to brighten your day:

Until recently, a few people in my office had these desk shades to combat the obnoxious fluorescent lights, which is very helpful for people (like me) with migraines or other light-sensitivity issues.

A few days ago, everyone who has them was told to take them down. Different people were given different reasons - It violates fire code (it doesn't) / It blocks line of sight (sort of?). Since this goes against the existing status quo, the union reps (my beloved) jumped on it. Someone jokingly suggested using umbrella hats instead, since hats are allowed in the dress code. Today, the union reps are passing out these ridiculous things in protest:

If the rules are absurd, the resistance should match.

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ALEX/LAGKAPTEN w/ contact paper on the tabletop, LOBERGET / MALSKÄR chair, pink cushion might be SANELA

4 March, 2025

Inspo & to-do list

Study German: Today I begin with my German course again. I'll be taking it slow and be focussing in understanding the lesson plan over only taking notes for further refference, since that's what I basically did the first time.

Reading: I'm currently rereading Howl's Moving Castle and really enjoying it this time arround. I have set a daily reading goal and will read only to that point unless I decide to go further later tonight.

Notion updates: This one is more an updtate than a to-do, since it's what I've been up to this morning. Got a new Notion template and have been spending some time playing with the layout, but yesterday I was watching some videos and loved a template and I had to recreate it as best as I could (the creator did not have it linked>"<).

Workout: I'll make some time this afternoon, between lunch time and my evening snack to get some movement in. I've been feeling a little pressure in my lower back and some tightness around my hips, so I'll be doing some hip opener excercises that are easy for the 1st trimester.

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what do you do at ikea? I’m a humble kitchen designer, myself. I’m so glad I’m not the only one that has the unholy need to point out every ikea product in everything ever. fellow coworker nod.

fellow coworker nod

I'm a floater in customer service and do some data entry & survey processing in admin. I'm probably only at ikea for another few days though.

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he sounds LACKing in structural integrity

got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he's made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces