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SORRY I HAVEN'T POSTED MUCH AS OF LATE. SETTING UP MY QUEUE. MY QUEUEUEUEUE. MY QUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE, IF YOU WILL.
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BETA TROLLS:
KARKAT VANTAS (ABSCONDING FROM ABOVE)
GHOSTREZI PYROPE
MISOGYNIST GAMZEE MAKARA
BETA TROLL COUNT: 3
ALPHA TROLL COUNT: 0
ANCESTOR COUNT: 0
HIVESWAP TROLL COUNT: 0
FANTROLL COUNT: 0
OTHER COUNT: 0
TROLL TOTAL: ❌NOT CUTE❌
had a dream that i had a blog called is-the-homestuck-video-cute where people would send me the names of homestuck characters and i would tell them about dreams i had where the character was misogynistic. i don't. i don't even know.
#don't do this to me#(KIDDING I WAS HAPPY TO BE TAGGED)#beta troll identified#you know what fuck it requests don't have to go in the queue
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what in gods name are these trolls im hearing so much about
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BETA KIDS:
CHECKMATE LIBERALS JOHN EGBERT
SKRUNKLY ROSE LALONDE
DAVE "THE ROCK" STRIDER
ANGUISHED JADE HARLEY
ALPHA KIDS:
LOST AT FORTNITE JANE CROCKER
JOYOUS JAKE ENGLISH
SPLENDIFEROUS ROXY LALONDE
ROCKET POWERED TEARS DIRK STRIDER
BETA KID TOTAL: 4
ALPHA KID TOTAL: 4
FANKID TOTAL: 0
OTHER TOTAL: 0
KID KOUNT: 8
Beta kids'd your reaction images
#felt only right to do this one since my troll count of it is my most popular post#beta kid identified#alpha kid identified#april fools
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BETA KIDS:
THOROUGHLY WARNED DAVE STRIDER
BETA KID TOTAL: 1
ALPHA KID TOTAL: 0
FANKID TOTAL: 0
OTHER TOTAL: 0
KID KOUNT: 1
sadstuck
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ALPHA KIDS:
LARA ENGLISH BUT A MAN
BETA KID TOTAL: 0
ALPHA KID TOTAL: 1
FANKID TOTAL: 0
OTHER TOTAL: 0
KID KOUNT: 1
we decided to draw some headcanons and ships we like! ^-^
I'm really proud of these! Btw I think there should be room in the fandom for people who have never read the comic :3
sorry. happy April Fool's. consider this a sign on the metaphorical building of this blog saying Cronkri shippers will be shot. gonna cleanse my soul by working more on the reread after this since we got distracted for a few days #adhdprobably #dammitajax
Additionally, Crotuna shippers will be put in my saw trap #modjasperhasaonetrackmindatthemoment. Calling Lara a man was so draining.




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i know your identity. all caps, red text. you're DOOR GUY. :o
WHEN YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO ME THIS IS WHO YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO
FANTROLLS:
RETRIS MORAGE (PRESENTLY IRRELEVANT)
BETA TROLLS: 0
ALPHA TROLLS: 0
ANCESTORS: 0
HIVESWAP TROLLS: 0
FANTROLLS: 1
OTHER: 0
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do you play video games, and if so, what sort?
YES BUT NOT A TON. I LIKE RPGS :0]
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video games?
WHAT ABOUT THEM?
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BETA TROLLS:
KARKED KAT VANTAS
OTHER:
ALURIA-SEVHEX, TROLLING THE TROLL BLOG
BETA TROLL COUNT: 1
ALPHA TROLL COUNT: ?
ANCESTOR COUNT: 0
HIVESWAP TROLL COUNT: 0
FANTROLL COUNT: ?
OTHER COUNT: 3
TROLL TOTAL: 4
who's your favorite Sov character
ONE OF THESE ONES
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who's your favorite Sov character
ONE OF THESE ONES
#I could have made this an identify post but i didn't feel like it#all further questions getting queued >:0]#trolls not found
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What is your favorite Homestuck character?
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PROS OF QUEUE:
POST CONSISTENTLY INSTEAD OF LIKE SEVEN TIMES IN THREE DAYS
KEEP MY BADASS SECRET IDENTITY A SECRET
I COULD SET IT UP TO POST AT LIKE 4:13 AND 6:12
CONS OF QUEUE:
I'M LAZY
SHOULD I FINALLY SET UP A QUEUE?
#i don't actually care if people know who i am but i think they should have to work for it yk#that's my sexy little secret you should at least have to be sherlock holmes or something#anyway all this is my evil attempt to convince myself to set up the queue. i guess i will since it won but </3 effort
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SHE'S NOT A TROLL BUT HAPPY JUNE EGBERT TO EVERYONE ANYWAY. I HOPE YOU'RE CELEBRATING AS MUCH AS I AM.
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HERE'S A BIGGER VERSION OF THE BANNER IF ANYONE WANTS IT BY THE WAY. A KARKED KAT OF YOUR VERY OWN.
identify your header
BETA TROLLS:
KARKEDKAT VANTAS
BETA TROLL COUNT: 1
ALPHA TROLL COUNT: 0
ANCESTOR COUNT: 0
HIVESWAP TROLL COUNT: 0
FANTROLL COUNT: 0
OTHER COUNT: 0
TROLL TOTAL: 1
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identify your header
BETA TROLLS:
KARKEDKAT VANTAS
BETA TROLL COUNT: 1
ALPHA TROLL COUNT: 0
ANCESTOR COUNT: 0
HIVESWAP TROLL COUNT: 0
FANTROLL COUNT: 0
OTHER COUNT: 0
TROLL TOTAL: 1
#beta troll identified#i was gonna go for the obvious stretchkat joke but i named this file karked kat so it felt truer to the soul of the image#or something
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Sorry but I'm dying to know why is your pfp from KLM
YOU AREN'T ROCKIN' WITH THE GAMZMAEDA?
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