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Bucky, trying to be a politician and realizing how inefficient it is at stopping bad guys quickly: Welp. I can't debate, diplomat, or deposition my way out of this one.

Bucky, loading his explosive disc launcher: Detonate it is.

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this is what happened right

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Niko: Is Edwin always like this when they lose?

Charles: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.

Edwin: You bumped that table and you know it!

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Alexei: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Bob: Y-

Bob: You were putting it in cold water?

Alexei:

Yelena: Alexei. Answer the question Alexei.

Alexei: Yeah? I thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, I didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Alexei: You think I have the patience to boil water?

Walker: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?

Yelena: Why are you... putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Walker: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Bucky: It takes less than a minute! How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Walker: Like seven minutes.

Yelena: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan.

Walker: You're putting the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted.

Ava: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?

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This is why I have zero sympathy for Brian Thompson.

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More proof that capitalism was never "freedom" or "small government".

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The Happy Mask Salesman, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask | Dead Boy Detectives

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As a child, Jaskier’s mother enrolled him in ballet classes, while his father insisted on fencing lessons. They claimed it was to prepare him to be a proper Viscount one day—but Jaskier suspected the real reason was simply to make him someone else’s problem.

As he grew older, boredom crept in. To amuse himself, he began blending the two disciplines—ballet and swordplay—into something uniquely his own.

Of course, Jaskier always preferred his lute, so that training mostly gathered dust in adulthood.

That’s why, on the rare occasions Geralt has seen Jaskier with a sword in hand, he’s always taken aback—not by the fact that Jaskier can fight, but by how gracefully he does it

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we're getting old...

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Winter Soldier + Widows

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LEWIS PULLMAN From the Red Carpet Premiere of Marvel Studios' Thunderbolts*!