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take it.

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calculator wrapped

you put simple maths problems you should know the answer to into the calculator a total of 5430 times!

of those, your favourite was: 7*6! (the answer is 42)

you giggled at funny numbers being on the calculator a total of 420 times! 

421 times now!

your favourite number on the calculator overall was: 8008135! 

you still have no idea what over half of the buttons do!

your most calculated genre this year was: division!

we look forward to a great 2023! please learn your times tables.

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Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

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Is it just me?

Or does anyone else get random thoughts in the middle of nowh-

H A M B U R G E R

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Signs and their months on an alignment chart

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Ao3 is actually massively culturally important and very very good at being what it is. I’m so serious when I say that ao3 needs to be protected as the anti censorship, by fans for fans, nonprofit, volunteer run, expertly designed archival site that it is. You don’t have to read or like fanfiction to understand that on principle, ao3 is a site that should be defended.

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 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

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Rule

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

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if you see this post, drop what you're doing rn and what you'd like to be doing rn in the tags°•

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If I eat myself, will I get bigger or slowly disappear?😯🤔

you will die

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“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

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Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

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I don’t believe in god I don’t believe in hell I don’t believe in heaven I don’t believe in spirituality. I believe that when we die we cry in the dirt for eternity, and I welcome it.

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Thinking about Giyuu who gets so upset when you leave the bed in the morning without giving him a kiss or saying good morning. He will wake up the second your body leaves his arms, or you leave the bed. A pout already on his lips as he blinks the sleepy haze from his eyes to watch you leave the room. He’s up seconds after you leave, shoving his feet into slippers and padding out after you. He meets you in the kitchen, pouting in the doorway while you set up coffee and tea for him, unaware of his presence. When you finally notice him he’s pouting and glaring at you, eyes droopy with sleep. 

“Good morning baby” You smile at him. “You’re up early”

“You left”