previously thetasertrickster Crissy /*/ 21 /*/ cis she/her /*/ Lesbian /*/ Saggitarius /*/ My blog is made up of random stuff I find amusing and stuff I like.
Dan and I bought a thing called ālong zitiā from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, butā¦. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldnāt bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldnāt pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.
why the bleeding hell would you chooseĀ āMiles shoplifts art suppliesā whenĀ āMiles rolls up to the checkout counter fully suited-up likeĀ āhi im Spiderman and Iād like to buy these 180 markers please hereās my allowance- I mean my paycheck from my adult grownup jobāā is infinitely cuter and funnier and also not racist