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Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

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SO BASICALLY…………….

he monky

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When do I know I’m Spider-Man?

You won’t. That’s all it is, Miles… a leap of faith.

Miles walks to the edge of the roof, the wind buffeting… and LEAPS! The camera is UPSIDE DOWN. Miles isn’t falling through frame. He’s RISING.

— Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Screenplay

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Literally everyone on Berk: Hiccup why the hell would you do something so monumentally stupid

Hiccup:

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pit bulls aren’t evil. they just want to be loved.

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why the bleeding hell would you choose “Miles shoplifts art supplies” when “Miles rolls up to the checkout counter fully suited-up like ‘hi im Spiderman and I’d like to buy these 180 markers please here’s my allowance- I mean my paycheck from my adult grownup job’” is infinitely cuter and funnier and also not racist

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I HATE THIS FUCKING VIDEO

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jess_paws on ig

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Two kinds of Rooster Teeth flirting:

Blake and Yang: Intense and loving gazing plus some wholesome hand-holding.

Val/entina and Yasamin: So, yeah, wanna talk about some wild dreams that involve nudity and robots with non-family friendly accessories?

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someone take photoshop away from me

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Rooster Teeth DID THAT

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The RWBY girls on always open

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meg and barbara: *wear these outfits*

me: *realises i like girls more than previously believed*

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