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I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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the papers i write? gay. the art i make? also gay. even the noodles i microwave are gay

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Clytie - Louis Welden Hawkins

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I will dance for you no more. [video]

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So I recently got my gallbladder taken out, and since it treated me so shittily, I decided to commemorate it in my shittiest embroidery piece yet. Bye-bye, fucker.

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Refreshing Juice for the Gallbladder

Makes: Juice for TWO Ingredients:  2 cucumbers 2 apples 1 thumb of ginger Benefits: + Cleanses toxins from the GALLBLADDER + Strengthens and nourishes the gallbladder  + CUCUMBER: Hydrates body and flushes toxins! + GINGER: Improves the absorption and assimilation of essential nutrients in the body. + Cleanses Skin + Increases Energy + Provides the body with Nutrition at Cellular Level + Aids Weights Loss + High in essential vitamins and minerals + High in Anti Oxidants + Cleanses the liver + Raw, Vegan, Plant Based living nutrients

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Reblog if you have a chronic illness!

Please like or reblog if you have a chronic illness physical or mental, life threatening, rare, misunderstood etc I want to follow you. 

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hi just a helpful tip for people tagging triggers/phobias and whatnot for blacklisting purposes:

don’t tag #tw ____ or tw:_____ because xkit won’t pick up the word after it, it will only pick up the first word

tag like this: #____ tw or #_____ / that way xkit will pick...

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Remember Bush never entered New Orleans after Katrina. He flew over.

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hollywood be like “Africans”

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a know that kid who’s at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far.

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science are u ok

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when distant relatives try to kiss you

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Family and Tumblr

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