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Only one more day left to donate to DC Gotcha for Gaza!!!! Please consider donating and help out these families while getting some cool art/fics/edits !!!

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I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

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ough my ocs i keep neglecting my ocs

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it's lovers' day in brazil today so of course. mikakat time

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I was compelled by some sort of curse maybe to do nothing but make this for the past day and a half.

@reliqvia tagging op because it wouldn't let me put videos in the reblog

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Ways to Draw your VTM coterie

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Please don't ignore this. I'm just a girl trying to help my family survive.

We lost our home.

We don't have a safe place to sleep.

There's barely any food or clean water.

Every night, we sleep in fear — the bombings never stop.

My whole family suffers every day, crying from hunger and terrified by the constant bombings.

We need help.

Please donate, reblog, or leave a comment. Anything helps.

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SARAH CHRIST & THE CHOSEN

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IMAGE 1: Smosh fanart of various figures of Sarah Christ and the Chosen.

Figure 1: 2 identical busts of Sarah with a look of dread, titled: “Sarah ‘women are my specialty’ Christ.” The first has greasy choppy bangs, and the second has long wet strands of hair alongside her face, labeled: “classic vs overgrown bangs.”

Figure 2: A bust of Sarah blowing a strand of hair out of her face in annoyance, labeled: “needs haircut (not gonna get one).”

Figure 3: Sarah Christ and the Chosen in the Spiderverse mentor meme with Sarah as Peter B Parker and the Chosen as Miles Morales. Sarah is thinking of the Creekside Killer while Chosen is thinking of Sarah. Beside Sarah is the bisexual flag with the quote, “Put some tits on that guy, I’d fuck him,” and beside Chosen is the trans flag with the quote, “I saw the board game glow,” as well as a note underneath that reads: “(idek which direction i just know it to be true).” The figures are colored in a blue and pink palette.

IMAGE 2: Smosh fanart of various figures of Sarah Christ and the Chosen.

Figure 1: Sarah and the Chosen redrawn in a Brooklynn 99 meme. Sarah has choppy bangs and is holding Chosen to her chest protectively and aggressively says, “If anything happens to the Chosen, I’m killing everyone in this room and then myself.” His face is expressionless and squished in her embrace.

Figure 2: The Chosen is drawing out his sword in defense of Sarah as he says, “Don’t worry, Sarah! If this guy wants to mess with you, he’s gonna have to get through ME first.” He looks the same as before, but Sarah has overgrown bangs. Behind him, she draws a line across her throat in a threatening death glare. The text above points to both figures 1 and 2, reading: “Characterized by: devotion + delusion (interchangeable between them).”

Figure 3: A headshot of Sarah with overgrown bangs, giving a side-eye and holding a cigarette between her lips. Sunglasses sit atop her head with the note: “Still has the sunglasses Chosen gave her :”)” Another note points to her cigarette that reads: “Just holding it.”

VIDEO DESCRIPTION: Smosh Mouth clips of The Chosen & Sarah Christ episode with OP’s commentary as follows:

“the chosen [handshake emoji] sarah christ: i would kill for you.”

“there’s a naive but genuine sweetness in the way that the chosen thinks of sarah and wonders why misfortune seems to follow her”

“he chalks up her “bad luck” to mirrors instead of her own reckless actions, which speaks to his superstitions but even more so his admiration of her”

“so it’s significant that the chosen later gifts sarah charmed sunglasses to protect her from ‘dark forces’”

“they look out for each other in their own ways :”)”

IMAGE 3: Screenshots of Sarah Christ subtitles from various Smosh videos against a bisexual flag background, as follows:

“Before I knew it, I, Sarah Christ, had fallen deeply in love with Amanda Lehan-Canto.”

“Let’s just say I wasn’t a wet cop until I met Amanda.”

“You don’t know anything about gay pride, do you?”

“Put some tits on that guy, I’d (bleep) him.”

“Women are my specialty.”

IMAGE 4: Screenshot of a comment section from the Chosen Trivial Pursuit: Try Not To Laugh video, as follows:

Commenter: “the chosen canonically being aware of I Saw the TV Glow is INSANE”

Reply 1: “I mean he has undeniable tboy swag”

Reply 2: “one day the chosen’s egg will crack”

OP’s note pointing to both replies (colored in trans colors): “I like that these both co-exist for the Chosen.”

Each of the comments has been liked by OP.

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QuestionTine HellSager otherwise known as The Question (Vic Sage) x John Constantine for @goldfishinaplasticbag! Thank you for donating to @dcforgaza and providing us the Lung Cancer Lovers of a prompt. I laughed, I cried, I drew.

Send a DC fic/art/video edit prompt on over by filling out the donor form before June 14th (extension pending)! So act fast! Send us your rare pairs or other things.

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"Character of your choice interacting with Audrey 2 from Little Shop of Horrors" prompt for @hbosscreations!! Thank you for donating to @dcforgaza and giving me the opportunity to draw my fav singing evil plant girlboss <3 I hc Harley as Audrey 1 so this was MY CHANCE to draw it!

Send your DC art/fic/vid edit prompt on over to the donor form before June 14th so either we or the team can create your prompt!

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the malkavian and the toreador were truly going like this while our Brujah got that domination compulsion against the Prince

ran a VtM oneshot for my d&d party and in the span of this singular oneshot:

ventrue got a hunger compulsion, chomped on a day-old corpse, and projectile vomited immediately after

brujah got a domination compulsion vs. the prince, and struggled to fulfill it because the prince was a malkavian being hit by his bane like a truck and just agreed with a lot of things they said

toreador got a paranoia compulsion

malkavian got their clan compulsion immediately after the toreador and they were like a hot mic being put next to a speaker

the malkavian also hunger frenzied and almost ate the prince

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"Noah Ikumelo interacting with an animal" prompt for @hbosscreations! Thank you for donating to @dcforgaza! In canon, we get a lil' panel of Noah petting cats, so I like to think he's a cat person. Noah's signing "cat" in JSL only cuz I'm obsessed with it as a sign. John Constantine is a cat now too. Because. Therefore.

Wanna send a DC art/fic/video edit prompt for either me or our team of creatives to bring to life? Well head over to our donor form and donate before June 14th for that opportunity! You too can donate to charity and give me a chance to mess with Johnstantine.

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Martian Fam as PIKMIN and Captain lil' space guy! Epic donation once again by the legendary @lilith-sd for @dcforgaza! I always wanted to draw J'onn as Captain Olimar with his fam (Ma'alefa'ak, M'gann, and K'hym) as pikmin so this was healing to draw.

If you've got a DC prompt you want drawn/written/video edited about in exchange for donating to Gazan families, fill out the donor form here! You've got until June 14th, which will come up soon!

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batman 89 twoface for @latverianpaparazzi , with @dcforgaza ! donations are still open until JUNE 14TH

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Today we took our young son to the hospital because he suffers from two holes in his heart, which affects his breathing and causes him pain. I hope that everyone will help us save our young son’s life and donate any amount possible to provide treatment and medicine

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prompt 356 (discowing in his jacket) for nico via @dcforgaza . thank you for donating!