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I also somehow mimicked the way he talked taking
I just watched all of Pirates of the Caribbean with my mum and I now know that I have somehow accidentally mimicked Jack Sparrow’s walking pattern without even knowing anything about Pirates of the Caribbean
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I just watched all of Pirates of the Caribbean with my mum and I now know that I have somehow accidentally mimicked Jack Sparrow’s walking pattern without even knowing anything about Pirates of the Caribbean
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why is tumble so claustrophobic
It’s all so compacted together
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THEY DID IT! THEY DID MY IDEA! I PREDICTED IT!! HAHSHAHAHAHSHSH
So y’know how a lot of people dislike the switch because it’s not very powerful? I think I just thought of a way to get around that with the switch 2. So the switch has that little base it uses to connect to the tv, right? Why not just make the base larger, give it a bunch of cpu stuff and just all around upgrade it a ton and make it so that when the switch slots into it, it gains all this extra power and becomes just as, if not more, powerful than the PS5 or Xbox series X.
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does eating cereal without milk count as eating it raw
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So y’know how a lot of people dislike the switch because it’s not very powerful? I think I just thought of a way to get around that with the switch 2. So the switch has that little base it uses to connect to the tv, right? Why not just make the base larger, give it a bunch of cpu stuff and just all around upgrade it a ton and make it so that when the switch slots into it, it gains all this extra power and becomes just as, if not more, powerful than the PS5 or Xbox series X.
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why do people like sand? Its wrong. Sand is wrong.
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spooky scary skeletons
please give me your bones
I wish to stick them together
with glue and sticky tape
and then fight my friends with your bones as if they were swords
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I figured out how to spin a nerf gun on my finger like a revolver. I can officially become the coolest person alive for 2 seconds
#idk#as long as I don’t do it wrong#But trust me I’ve got it down#I know how to do it perfectly every time
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I just flashbanged myself on the blaze thing because I clicked on it really late at night and I’m pretty sure I made the ash baby face
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I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say
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and we’ve come full circle
brain hack I just learned, I really gotta stop making lists all the time, I need to start just doing things that I know need to be done. I was thinking about what I wanted to do today and the first thing I thought was I should clean my room. and then I thought I should shave. and then I thought I should take a shower. and I thought to myself I should probably write all this down. then I realized that's an unnecessary step. I am writing this post from inside the shower
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