neuroqueer. she/they. 25. busy trying to remember How to Person™. currently mostly obsessed with Miraculous and Barbie but will reblog absolutely anything and probably everything, good luck!
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i’ve read drowning in plain sight by buggachat like 45 times
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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground
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studying ancient history will have you thinking stuff like The 18th century was basically yesterday
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Spite can be a incredible motivator
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silly banner i made for another one of my blogs :)
feel free to use it if ya want
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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!
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poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website
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i love being a doll. dolls are the best thing in the world
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Personally I'm an action figure and not a doll but I support you ✌️ You do you man
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I love being an action figure. action figures are the best thing in the world
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i couldnt stand being a doll lol. love being an action figure so bad
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can you all make your own post
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okay, can we talk about the infighting in the toys community?
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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