idkwhatsgoingonyet

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Welp.

Oooh, hey kitten!(looking at my black cat)

[idkwhatsgoingonyet]

Oooh, hey kitten!(looking at my black cat)

[idkwhatsgoingonyet]

Welp.

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[idkwhatsgoingonyet]

Oooh, hey kitten!(looking at my black cat)

[idkwhatsgoingonyet]

Huh?

Oooh, hey kitten!(looking at my black cat)

[idkwhatsgoingonyet]

Oooh, hey kitten!(looking at my black cat)

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I was thinking about this fact I learned in 4th grade that Florida means ‘Land of Flowers’ and honestly if you’re a resident of a place called the Land Of Flowers, you’re a fae. No question about it. Maybe that’s why we’re all batshit crazy and lure gators into neighbors’ pools with marshmallows for fun

feel free to post all the strange and unsettling things that happened to you the moment you crossed the Georgia-Florida border and other evidence to support this claim

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(sometime in the future) *throws jars of my extracted tiddy from top surgery into the abyss to confuse other sentient lifeforms when they pass by it in space, leaving them to wonder what experiment escaped whose lab to get them to bicker like roommates*

*uses my titties for evil*

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Women are terrifying the more I feel the divide between my gender. It was hard to tell when I thought I was one

So I took a funny quiz and the results were accurate, but I'm guessing that all the people who took the test got the 'bad' answer as well and the sheer ferocity with which we all grin with our fangs, thirsty for the destruction of men was a very abrasive welcome to this hellsite.

I feel at home, can we all just be valkyries and devour the world together?

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I was minding my insomniac business looking for that one post about how Germany redesigned some cities and roads to revlve around humans, not cars, then come across this awesome nightmare fuel. Can’t wait to battle sentient fire in my dreams tonight, tysm! /s

Cities That Were At One Time The  Largest In The World

click here for the enlarged version!