just a v lesbian lesbian (she/her) who has too many problems to exist but tries to anyway. ill be a lonely dog lady one day. im also in too many fandoms to be organized so i stopped trying to oops
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[finds the most unavailable person]
[points] that one i want that one
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wow
"Where are you" is probably the least used phrase in sign language.
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yes,,,, I do bdsm … being depressed so much
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If you don’t have the time and money for both a girlfriend and a dog, then I, a terrifying werewolf, am an excellent bargain
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so is anyone secretly in love with me yet
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you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius
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the past is a strange place
cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

one wheel motorcycle

pin-boys who manually lined pins up

baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal
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Don’t let another person ruin your day
ruin your own damn day
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I hope no one lowkey hates me. Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home
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burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14
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the people who like say ‘1 second has passed’ when ur like ‘just give me a sec’ are the people u need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods
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to all my female friends:
• yes, your stomach does expand a bit as you go through the day because of the things you consume
• yes, the scales may go up a pound or two just before / during / just after your period because of the water weight, so don’t freak out, because it’s not a real pound
• if you wash (and especially condition) your hair on a daily basis, it will actually dry out more quickly, so it’s best to wash it every other day, or even every couple of days if your hair isn’t too oily
• it is not the end of the world if you bleed through your pants. chances are, everyone around you knows what a period is, and they will understand
• brush your hair out once in the morning and once at night so you can get all those nutrient-rich oils from your scalp to the ends of your hair strands
to my male friends out there:
• once again – your stomach will expand a bit throughout the course of your day, that wasn’t just a thing for women
• it’s not ‘gay’ to clip your nails. take care of those fuckers. proper nail hygiene is incredible.
• the hair-washing thing applies to you as well
• it is 100% okay if you don’t have washboard abs or a barrel chest. the people you may be trying to romance / yourself should know that that’s just as unrealistic as the ‘typical standard model body’ for women.
• if someone tries to make fun of you for wanting to have a career that’s usually woman-dominated, like maybe a hairdresser or a nurse, that’s all kind of fucked up and you don’t have to listen to them. pursue your dreams.
• Christian Grey is NOT a role model oh my god please understand this
• don’t let women (especially some of the women on this site) tell you that you’re worth any less than any other human being on this planet due to circumstances that are out of your control
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priest: you may now kiss the -
me: *bursts into chapel*
priest: what the -
me: there's a charmander in here
priest: *takes phone out of robes* holy shit
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