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"el ego es el pequeño argentino que hay adentro de todos"

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Denle un fernet y una parrilla a patricio estrella pero de inmediato

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i still love mapporncirclejerk

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that's a lie and everyone knows the best way to drink mate is while studying in a last minute effort at 1am all by yourself until you get heartburn and get paranoid and think you'll throw up and die

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BASADÍSIMO

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yo si le doy un poco más al vino con sprite y alguno de ustedes me dicen, para el lunes ya recolonizamos Portugal con ayuda de Brasil. Portugal vas a ser sucursal primer aviso

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sirvió. devoró. no dejó migas. pasó la lengua x el plato para juntar la salsita.

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it took me like a full minute to realise that this was a post that was blocked with my own tumblr filters and not that “this post may contain reddit and american” was the funny post I was like wtf why can’t I reblog this

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I could never make a hit post bc i just don't know when to stop yapping, I was born to make 3 paragraph long posts that only appeal to four mutuals

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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

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no one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying)

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A Breaking Bad spinoff starring Bob Odenkirk’s character Saul Goodman is in the works.

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It's 3:36 am I'm at work sitting at my desk eating a bell pepper like it's an apple

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No estoy haciendo ninguna dieta ni nada btw, solamente preparando finales y me da tremenda paja cocinar mientras estudio, me pego un tiro antes q ponerme a cortar una cebolla rn

Bueno me voy a clavar un paty xq me chupa todo un huevo chau, se terminó el sufrimiento

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Bueno me voy a clavar un paty xq me chupa todo un huevo chau, se terminó el sufrimiento

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Hola querés venir a jugar a mí casa? Podemos recrear midsomar con mis lps ,cmonnnn!!