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What is love?

Getting your SO a brick of Parmesan Cheese cause they are doing battles with the Cramps Dragon and need that fuel to fight it off

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Fiddleford is a redstoner and Stan is a builder and ford is a freeloader

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say his name three times!

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making up oc lore: fuck yes a little guy just for me

writing down oc lore: what the fuck

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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jesus fuck, this article

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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Idiot jerkface: Have you gotten the surgery?

Me, a trans woman who has received a phalloplasty to gain a second fully functional penis and now refers to myself exclusively as Ms. Double-Barrelled Johnson: Yes

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the pipeline of fixating over some thingy

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Jason: Due to the nature of my vocabulary, many of you have expressed concern that I might receive consequences enforced by a certain Bat.

Jason: *glares at Bruce*

Jason: However, I can assure you I am perfectly safe, because what’s he going to do? Ground me? He already let me die once, I just crawled right back again.

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Antinuos to Telemachus: When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?

Ody at Calypso's Island: I sense a bitch...

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Once we start loving ourselves, people no longer seem good to us unless they are actually good for us.