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So like. What was going through Cobra Bubbles' head the first time he encountered Stitch?

He's trying to conduct a home visit. It's not going well. The last visit didn't go well. It's becoming more and more clear that he's probably going to have to separate this little girl from her only living relative, which he doesn't want to do. Nani's not helping her own case, and he's coming down pretty hard on her. And then suddenly this bizarre little blue creature pops up and flings a heavy book directly at his face. The sisters insist it's a dog, but it doesn't look, sound, or behave like any dog.

The thing is, Agent Bubbles knows about aliens. He knows for a fact that intelligent extraterrestrial life exists and that it knows about Earth. And yet he doesn't challenge the idea that Stitch is a dog or try to either immediately remove Lilo or demand that Stitch be sent away. He does specifically tell Lilo that the next time he sees Stitch he expects Stitch to be "a model citizen." Not under control or well trained, a model citizen.

Is he hoping that Stitch is a solution here? That this alien creature that, arguably, attacked him in defense of the Pelekai sisters, might represent a useful element of their support system if better socialized?

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[kisses you tenderly on the lips while holding you like my lover] don’t eat any food with mold on it even if you cut the moldy part off ok?

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Josh Johnson's delivery is so funny 😭

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*steps one degree of separation outside my normal tumblr orbit* oh wow you people are all out of your minds

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I love people pointing at subreddits to criticize certain fan groups for being too obsessed

It’s like “Have you seen the twizzler reddit? All they do it talk about twizzlers there and nothing else! They’re clearly mental ill and can’t think about anything except twizzlers!” Like you literally went into “you can legally only talk about twizzlers here space” what do you expect to find there

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hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

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this... for a friend :3

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from that orc city book people have been joking about lately

nigh-indestructable, so it is destructable

believed to be placed by gods, as believers of gods would believe

not warm or cold, so room temperature

texture is unpolished ceramic, so its rough

tough rough ore that exists and at ambivalent temperature

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honestly i think im good without that thanks

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one of the most frustrating things about getting a job is that after you go through the absolute hellscape that is applying and interviewing and you finally prove yourself worthy of having employment, you'll end up in the workforce and realise that 90% of the people with jobs are not actually very good at them. so like why was all of that even so hard

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Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

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“My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.”

— Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)

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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words