idrk-rn

[idrk-rn]

Remember when the fucking Notre Dame burned down and everyone knew instantly and it was over every single news outlet?

Well there’s been a massacre going on in Sudan for DAYS and NOBODIES COVERING IT!

So there is currently a media blackout in Sudan to try and coverup the horrors taking place:

Stop what you’re doing and please reblog this. Innocent people are being murdered, people are trapped, have no internet access, and are being raped by the dozens on the streets of Sudan.

The death toll is estimated to be over 300 civilians. And the fact that not a single major news outlet is covering this is horrific and disgusting. Please help get the word out about Sudan!

[idrk-rn]

Facebook: we analysed your entire internet history, tracked your location and took a deep dive into your personal relationships, and we’ve decided to recommend you this specific conditioner that you also saw in your local Tesco two days ago, aint that neat!

Tumblr: HEY sHITHEAD *slurring words* how would you like to buy  *throws dart* a gym membership for your *spins wheel* pARROT

[idrk-rn]

hey everyone try this

Shut up

[idrk-rn]

No evidence!

[idrk-rn]

If you google Tony the Tiger, even if safe search is on, a very well drawn, almost imperceptible picture of him laid back with his finger in his ass is the fifth picture, top row result in Google Images

[idrk-rn]

[idrk-rn]

[idrk-rn]

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

[idrk-rn]

actually this fucking slaps

[idrk-rn]

things to call tall people

lamp post

sentient tree

venti caramel frappuccino

extra long baguette

microphone stand

empire state bulding

[idrk-rn]

Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

[idrk-rn]

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

[idrk-rn]

if ‘get low’ was an indie tune (mumford and sons are shaking)

[idrk-rn]

My mum: how did you figure out you were bi?

Me:

[idrk-rn]

This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

[idrk-rn]

I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD