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“Oh, he’s so scary 😱 to Oh, he’s so scary 😏” this, “to you he’s an eldritch horror, to me he’s my boyfriend” that. Yeah, we’ll have you thought about how he’s actually MY terrifying, incomprehensible, Frankenstein-Esque horrific entity?? Uh-huh! Yeah! Monster fucker home wrecking is real and you will not be the bearer of destruction in MY humble abode, you virgin blooded worm.
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