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i want to be all of them

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eye-opening tumblr post for me included the words "people are meant to be burdens" as in humans rely on and support one another and it's not a bother it's our purpose; to love and be loved in return. so if you ever think you're being annoying just remember we were made to love and it's going to be okay

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being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

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Rip to the queen but I can't stop having a fat ass

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crazy thang is whenever someone makes a post talkng about how xyz thing annoys them someone will always go 'oh so we're not even allowed to do [thing] anymore??' like no you literally can. that person just will not like you. if that is enough to stop you then its not that youre not allowed its that you are not capable of existing outside of the approval of others

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PSA as we go into spooky season and people start using activated charcoal to make foods look spooky.

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“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

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This is such a little moment that I'm sure everyone has seen but I'm completely obsessed with it.

When you're waiting for Alice to connect you with Sylvie the first time you have the option to either wait patiently or start slapping a rhythm on your thighs. If you go for the thigh slapping one Kim lightly admonishes you for being impatient.

But if you're a good boy and wait patiently then Kim starts fidgeting.

This is endlessly funny to me and is a beautiful little microcosm of who Kim is as a person.

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Exclamation marks, but instead of a huge line of them, we do like Roman numerals of them.

You know. To save space.

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recovering alcoholic saves up for his own Trigat Sunshine Mini

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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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this is my son gunch who has every disease.. plaes help

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the Bayonetta va is apparently a blue lives matter transphobe and like fuck her may she pass away but some peoples reaction being ok whew NOW I can pre-order is so ridiculous cuz like the support towards her wasnt even about her as a person but the way the industry treats ppl in that profession. at the end of the day idc but it's just um is this who we are