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I think one of the reasons Declan hated adam and specifically Ronans relationship with Adam (which was very centered around the Barns) is because Declan gave up going away to uni and being a politician or whatever his dream was because he had to look after Ronan and Matthew. And even after he did that Ronan wouldn't accept him and Ronan and Matthew shared magic that Declan never understood and the Barns still didnt feel like home to him. The essence of the Lynches and the Barns inherently excludes Declan. And then theres adam who somehow gets magic, which he shares with Ronan, and then hes just invited and welcomed into the Barns and loved by Ronan despite the fact that hes so dedicated to school and work and intends to leave at the end of the summer. Because Adam sacrificed nothing that Declan did and still got all the parts of Ronan that Declan never did.

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what even is this book dgshdhshdjdjdkfk

[ieveniam]

im a guy, i have a mullet, im not butch, its just hair. i fully support everyone in the lgbt community

thank you for sharing your story.

[ieveniam]

imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.

[ieveniam]

every tumblr post in 2025 reads like this:

◼️jesus-sidewound

man I am having a great day today

◼️the-fingerer

:)

◼️jesus-sidewound

:(

[ieveniam]

the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

[ieveniam]

Peace and love on the planet earth

[ieveniam]

went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL

[ieveniam]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[ieveniam]

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

[ieveniam]

I draw Spock and Kirk as women pretty often, but this time they're in the evil Mirror universe outfits so it's different

[ieveniam]

can’t stop thinking about declan lynch saying middle aged white man phrases when he’s mad and it’s fucking sending me 😭

ronan starts acting up and suddenly it’s “news flash buddy” and “no more mister nice guy” and “i’m putting my foot down” and “you’re on thin ice pal”

[ieveniam]

in my heart of hearts i believe jane austen would’ve loved spirk

[ieveniam]

🤖

[ieveniam]

situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.

however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading

[ieveniam]

real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone

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