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Nothing is funnier to me than Cas pulling Dean out of Hell by gripping him tight and raising him up, holding him and protecting him on his way up, marking him in his effort to hold onto him and keep him safe, complete with a full complementary factory reset in which Dean is fully cleansed of all scars versus Cas dragging Sam out of Hell by the hair, leaving his soul behind, dumping him in the middle of nowhere, and proceeding to ghost him for a year lmao they’re so silly

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getting fuvkef so hard u remember ur disabled

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usin mt vibe as a back massager n remembering it heats up😍😍😍

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they had a fight over the remote control

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had to rescue mt vibes from my var ughhsnnmm

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thinking about wires n then lowkey gettin horny. :/

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"doggy style" my ass. if the guy on top isn't tongue-out panting and growling like a dog and the guy bottoming isn't whining and whimpering like a dog, you are NOT doing it doggy style. you guys are POSERS.

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i want to jornk it crazy style by my coworker in law is texting me

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big hairy man on a leash

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(seeing a decrepit man) (sweaty) whoag i would be honored to pick a hair from that dudes balls outta my teeth

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jorkin jt so hard i need a snack

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i wanna fuck the shit out of that sad man

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thinking about the many contradictions of Jay Gatsby (James Gatz). may. perish.

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[sticks my finger into your wound and wiggles it around] haiiiiiii

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what if i start writing weird robot porn