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ifeellessalien · 4 years
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i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid
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ifeellessalien · 4 years
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i learned that all Skittles taste the same
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Taste expert Don Katz told NPR. “So, Skittles have different fragrances and different colours - but they all taste exactly the same. The Skittles people, being much smarter than most of us, recognised that it is cheaper to make things smell and look different than it is to make them actually taste different,”
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the only four moods I ever experience  during the summer
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Fierce kitten tries to fight mama 
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pinky clouds✨
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ifeellessalien · 4 years
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Emergency room doctor: so how are you feeling?
Me, desperate to please everyone I meet: great! how are you?
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ifeellessalien · 4 years
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Dr. : do you experience any of these (Covid) symptoms?
Chronically ill people:
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ifeellessalien · 4 years
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To the person reading this, I hope tonight treats you gently, and that tomorrow looks brighter. 
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ifeellessalien · 4 years
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actually sleeping with someone is so nice like waking up in the middle of the night and snuggling closer or lazily giving them a kiss or just feeling their arms around you squeeze slightly even though they’re in a deep sleep or handholding while you both are asleep ugh that’s that shit I like
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I miss when I could get reassured :/
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ifeellessalien · 4 years
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go through things. grow through things.
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ifeellessalien · 4 years
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Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace
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