the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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this isn't funny anymore I need to find a way to have money without having to work another day in my life
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"Networking is how you get a good job" I am killing myself dawg
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Nico Rosberg in the commentary box be like
- Psychic reading of Lewis’s car
- Unsubtle shade on stewards/team/driver
- Psychic reading of Lewis’s setup
- Preening self-praise comment on a graphic showing a pole he’s taken
- Psychic reading of Lewis’s driving line
- Traumatic flashback comment on teammate dynamics
-Psychic reading of Lewis’s mental state post-session
- Unprompted gushing about Lewis, refuses to elaborate, leaves
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i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing
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People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.
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apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with "yeah, i'm just pissed off" and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep and just fucking hating still i guess. the grind never stops
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she’s a 10 but the sleepiest woman to have ever lived
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sometimes in knitting you just have to go 'nobody but me will notice this mistake' and keep going
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Greater Blue-eared Glossy-starling (Lamprotornis chalybaeus), family Sturnidae, Kruger National Park, South Africa
photograph by PanWoyteczek
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Sun Conjunct Jupiter April 11, 2023
The Sun brings highlights. It sheds light and illuminates.
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“A depression song” 💀💀
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2023 Australian Grand Prix - Free Practice 1 - Toto Wolff & Mick Schumacher
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i am in fact still thinking about kendall saying “i need a passion project because unfortunately i know that heroin is awesome”
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