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ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me
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Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920
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what is a glasgow kiss even anyway ?
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making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only know
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I don’t understand how on TV, people can break into homes and immediately find bank statements, passports and super important documents. If someone tried that at my place it would be “I’m sure she keeps her important stuff in her desk. No, wait, this draw is full of pens that don’t work. Aha! This box looks important! Oh, never mind. It’s full of cigarette lighters. She doesn’t even smoke!”
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went to the aquarium this summer and stood in front of a 335,000 gallon kelp forest and got so pissed off about not being one of those fish that my throat tightened and my fists clenched. it lasted like 10 seconds until I noticed I was being a weirdo in public but I understand everythng about this world now…………..
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i learned that the pasta spoon’s hole
isnt just to separate the noodle from the water
but it’s used to measure one person’s portion of spaghetti
but be honest
we all know that one serving is never enough
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non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces
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Star Trek: tos as tumblrs banned words
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