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Family: why are you always in your room?
Brain: maybe it’s because I have absolutely nothing in common with any of you and then when I do actually come downstairs and talk about something I’m passionate about you clearly couldn’t give a single fuck judging by the looks on your faces and let’s be honest, you never try to include me in any of your conversations because we all know you couldn’t care less about my opinion and we all know that if I did come out of my room id just watch YouTube videos on my phone and then you’d have a go me for being unsociable
Me: *shrugs shoulders*
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Family: Why are you in a bad mood?
Family: *acts like jerks for no reason*
Family: *gangs up on me*
Family: *lectures me for being upset because I should be happy at all times*
Family: I think you just have a bad attitude
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Seriously, if I ever have children...
I vow to show some fucking interest in what they love no matter what it is. If my kid is into comics, I’ll buy them all of them. If they’re into Dungeons and Dragons or some other roleplay stuff like that, i’ll fucking learn the rules to that thing. If my kid is into sports, then I’ll be at all the damn games. If they’re into fashion, then I’ll read some fucking magazines. Whatever they like, I’ll show them I fucking care My parents continuously make me feel like my interests are dumb and they’ve always given me crap for it. I swear to god I’ll never make my children go through what I did.
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“But they’re your family! Don’t you love them?”
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SUPPORTING THE SMUGGO~

Bc I just love bones, here’s more of him <3
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television meme [13/15] comedies ∟ parks and recreation: what up, big t! stop. this must be the lovely donna. enchanté. listen beautiful, let’s cut the bull, alright? you want this. i definitely want this. t.h. wants this. let’s seal this devil’s threeway right here, right now. step one: we buy into this club. step two: we roll over to the club, either in your mercedes-benz or my pre-owned acura legend. step three: i dagger you on the dancefloor. just bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, now all the ladies sayin’, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. what do you say, sexy?
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IM SCREAMING I MESSAGED SOMEONE “can i bother you for a sex?” IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SEC NOT SEX
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Giant trueform!Cas enjoying the bonfire with Sam and Dean.
Third gif of the giant trueform!Cas series. Maybe I’ll do another one, but for now my brain’s kinda empty.
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She out here calmly collecting their asses one by one with ease.
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if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly
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if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure
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