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being objectum is kindof cool i feel like those male birds who sing and do mating dances trying to flirt with a bottle of cleaning product
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i am so pro abortion it actually makes me mad when a character in a show is revealed to be pregnant & she immediately doesn't get an abortion
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People with significant scarring aren't obligated to cover up their bodies to make you feel comfortable, but also visible scars aren't an invitation to start asking invasive questions either. It's still none of your fucking business
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huuuuge fan of little phrases you can add to the end of your sentences just for fun. "if you even care" and "btw" and "I fear" have done sooo much for my vocabulary. if you even care
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Love the word "also". I have more things to say
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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet
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I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety
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Harley backshots ❤️🩹
Human Harley likes to be suffocated with a strong arm? Mh.... interesting...
Proof or it didn't happen 😈😵💫
Heheee
#harley sawyer#the doctor#poppy playtime#securityangel#there needs to be more human sawyer art out there#specifically human sawyer sweaty crying and bent over a desk while being dominated but I’m not picky
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Ummm Eddie x Leith
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i feel some people may enjoy these
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this pride parade fucking sucks
#I need James so fucking bad#Oh my god.#PLEASE I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE#AHHHHHHHHHHH#AGHHHHHHHH#I WILL impregnate him
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Please sont ask such personal questions 😕

he's such a fucking loser <3
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Ermmm ackshually it’s not milk it’s his android juice stuff that we can see Ash drinking in the original alien ☝️🤓

he's such a fucking loser <3
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There are 4 types of Alien fans
Wants to fuck Ripley
Wants to fuck David
Wants to fuck xenomorphs
Concerned asexuals
None of these are mutually exclusive btw
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every time I need to make a decision I flip a coin it falls in my mouth and I choke till I hallucinate the answer
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chesecak 🤤

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