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The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

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Sirius: So i’m bi-

Remus: *gasps hopefully*

Sirius: -lingual. Bilingual. I speak two languages.

Remus: Oh.. *takes a sip of water, disappointed*

Sirius: Oh, and i also like boys.

Remus: *spits out water*

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no bro

you really don’t

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Draco: Love isn’t real

Ron: You’re literally making a Valentine’s card for Harry right now.

Draco: *threatening him with a glue gun* You’re on thin fcking ice.

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Draco: not to be overdramatic but today was the worst day of my life.

Harry: what happened?

Draco: someone wouldn’t let me pet their dog and it wasn’t even a service dog!!

Harry: you have literally lead one of the hardest life’s and you are mad because you couldn’t pet a dog.

Ron: he has EVERY RIGHT TO BE MAD

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Rose: Dad, what did you do when faced with real danger?

Ron: *grabbing hermione’s hand* I married it

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James: Lily doesn’t think i’m capable of making my own decisions.

Remus: Well she may be right.

James:

Remus: You did just put salt in your coffee.

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I have made the mistake of going to tumblr without seeing endgame yet, cuz man, spoilers!

So warning if you haven’t seen it

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Sirius: I’m giving up alcohol for a month

Remus: Really?

Sirius: Wait sorry, that didn’t cone out right

Sirius: i’m giving up. Alcohol for a month

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Ron: *kisses Hermione* time to wake up, sleepyhead

Hermione: aw, babe

Vs

Draco: W A K E Y O A S S U P

*yeets Harry into a lake*

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This is from the slut walk. One of the arguments is that girls ask for rape because they wear slutty clothes, short skirts, tight, low-cut tops. This girl is an example of the fact that rape victims can look like anyone, you, me, this girl. Rapists. Dont. Discriminate.

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Lucius [pounding on the bathroom door urgently]: Draco come out!

Draco: i’m gay!

Lucius: you know what i mean, get out of the fking bathroom!

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James: and now a gay update with Sirius Black. Sirius?

Sirius: getting gayer

James: thank you, sirius

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I can never not reblog this

i’ve just come across one of my favourite videos on the internet

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Sirius: i think I know a way we can get the money

James: you’d make a decent stripper

Sirius: i’d make an AMAZING stripper, but that’s not what i’m talking about,

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have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets?

because

they’re

great

full album here

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Happiness Will Come To You.