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I love how Greta sleeps between the two of them and they just let her because that is THEIR daughter <3 <3 <3

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His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

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ㅤㅤHE MAY BE STUPID, BUT,

      now he may be stupid,

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(≖_≖ )

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ㅤㅤstaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare ...

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I dont think ive ever seen someone make a kkm headcanon post but i will give u one i thought about months ago

hc that wolfram is a super supportive dad no matter what?? In the novels yuuri has p much implied to greta that he doesnt like that she idolizes annissina so much and kind of doesnt want her going down the ‘trap girl greta’ road, meanwhile wolfram said that he would support her if thats what she wants to do. I imagine that this would lead to a situation similar to annissina’s experiments on gwendal, but wolfram is both terrified and also proud?

Proud bc his daughter is smart as fuck and knows how to protect herself and (to a much lesser extent) the castle rooms that she booby traps. Terrified bc he has to purposely walk into them and never knows whats gonna happen. Also bc nobody knows which rooms are trapped and where

One day everything is fine when wolfram suddenly screams and is catupulted out of a window

The next day dorcas is catapulted out the same window and wolfram proceeds to brag about it while nursing a broken arm.

I just really love super proud dad wolfram and it makes me sad bc it’s not highlighted much at all. Its kinda implied that yuuri is greta’s favorite dad even tho wolfram is just… so much more present in her life and is so much more supportive of her in general?? Im still not over him promising to paint a portrait of her every year until she’s all grown up to help her remember what her biological mom looked like??? Also he has been super protective of her even to yuuri, if yuuri ever says something that he thinks might hurt her feelings. And like doing her homework for her bc she was sick and he had to drag yuuri into helping him

Wolfram does not get enough credit ok??

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Drools in his mouth gently

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ㅤㅤㅤ↑ smaller AND is currently contemplating biting you ............

Being the smaller person AND biting the hand that feeds?

Man, that does describe a certain someone pretty well.

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it's pride month wolfram, you know what we have to do.

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ㅤㅤ〝 OBVIOUSLY, I have a fairly good idea of what you're implying. 〞  When it comes to pride, there is no one in this realm or beyond who’s able to hold a candle to Wolfram, is there ? He’s had 80 years of practice of this particular vice, for this particular occasion. Dare he say the odds favor him greatly !

ㅤㅤ〝 A free - for - all celebratory tourney lasting until the end of the season, no holds barred, no rest, last person standing claims the victory ! Hmph – don’t assume I will show you any mercy on account of our friendship, either. 〞

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shirt that says "I ❤️ NOT TAKING THE HIGH ROAD I ❤️ FORGETTING AND NOT FORGIVING I ❤️ BEING THE SMALLER PERSON I ❤️ FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE I ❤️ BITING THE HAND THAT FEEDS ME"

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“What’s going on with those skeletons?!”

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TO THE EYES of the uninitiated, the scene before them might resemble a full - scale siege born from one's nightmares ;   hordes of a skeletal army too dense to easily count lumbering their way towards castle walls, the sound of frenzied rattling of bones and clattering of teeth filling the evening air.

ㅤㅤ〝 They have been traveling from the entire kingdom to attend the bicentennial bone banquet. Honestly, these guys have no sense of courtly etiquette whatsoever. 〞   Spoken with the intonation of mild exasperation at worst where the two of them are standing at a relatively safe distance   —  safe from being bumped and pushed around by excited event - goers, that is.  ( a fate Wolfram had suffered one too many times already )

A hand emerging from the ground beneath them deems it timely, then, to close fingers of ivory around Francis’ ankle for leverage as yet another skeleton claws its’ way out of the dirt, in what can only be understood as a straggler’s hurry to join the herd.

Wolfram has no condolences to offer, because the fault really is his own for standing directly atop its napping spot.

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my babies

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weirdo

ㅤstinky

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Yuuri crawling into the ask like : I'll always waiting for you! You are my fiance (not gay though) 💞 (in honor of own slowness)

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ㅤ(wolf vc) you can't just keep "no homo"-ing your way out of every decently sweet sentiment yuuri !!