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Let’s sulk with mama
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new sound effects to replace the [BWAH] [BWAH] sound in tainted love:
[honk] [honk] (bicycle horn)
[honk] [honk] (seal)
[extremely loud explosion] [extremely loud explosion]
[bark] [bark]
gwa gwa
Hanna-barbera running sound effect
[dark souls 1 armour clank] [dark souls 1 armour clank]
[splortch] [splortch]
squeaky toy noises
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Today's aesthetic: when a cat decides it's going to make a very difficult or precise jump, spends several minutes examining the problem from all angles and warming up its muscles and minutely adjusting the positions of its paws and such, then proceeds to totally eat shit.
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Loose lips sink ships 🔒🔑❤️🔥
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reading christopher eccleston interviews where he talks about wanting to be androgynous but always getting macho parts makes me understand why i keep getting butch dyke vibes off of the ninth doctor. don’t worry ms doctor i saw your leather jacket
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this meme has really taken off in my house
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trans men and trans women are not opposites bc men and women period are not opposites. man and woman are not two sides of the same coin they are two drops of water in the great gender ocean
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my mom keeps closing my bedroom window which is fine i guess but i really dont like her in my room cuz she used to snoop through my stuff and go through my computer and diary and drawers when i was in high school, so seeing that shes been in here is like. fight or flight response.
#also i have to keep reopening my window#shes obsessed with having all the windows closed#we arent even running the air conditioning yet this year#and even when we start my room is an addition so we can just close my door theres no vent#shush up jj#personal#what if she sees my drugs. my sex toys. the growing pile of trash outside the trash can.
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tried to jerk off got too excited had to put it down cuz i started to have an anxiety attack thats a new one for me
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
#got new sandals yesterday after losing my old ones in a luggage situation#and I'm like. laying on the floor about it#(95$)#which isn't a lot for shoes but also. just paid my car insurance for the next six months (720$)#so I'm coughing and wheezing from that already#no spending money next 2 weeks on threat of death#pantry food and drink ONLY#maybe fresh veggies if i feel lush next friday
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do you think he likes him
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The Signs of The Zodiac as Black Bratz Dolls ♋️ ♉️ ♏️ ♑️ ♈️ ♒️ ♊️ 💋 ✨ 💫
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i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves
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