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People who think Donald Trump can somehow single-handedly “Make America Great Again” will be very disappointed when they realize how little power the President actually has over how this country works.

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turns out I’m not smart enough to finagle that into working in all cases.

bye tumblr, your text-speak causes me pain

In which I realize I have the power to replace all occurrences of “u” with “you”

Seriously, this single chrome extension has got to be the most helpful creation humanity has ever come up with.

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In which I realize I have the power to replace all occurrences of “u” with “you”

Seriously, this single chrome extension has got to be the most helpful creation humanity has ever come up with.

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In which Aki realizes that this is a whole different ship involving what (I think) is a lesbian couple and

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops

tumblr please don’t burn me at the stake

although i hear funeral pyres are pretty nice and a stake is kinda close right?

my thought with this was like… the party pda scene we all deserved in jaehee happy end

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Pretending this is an anime Harry-Hermione AU pic because I need those feels in my life.

my thought with this was like… the party pda scene we all deserved in jaehee happy end

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someone: um, can i talk to you for a sec? i need to ask you a serious question.

me: remembers every tiny thing i've ever done wrong since the second i was born

me after like twelve minutes pass: oh, so it turns out I overreacted. No, no, I'm not nervous or anything shhhhhh

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Oh fuck me, I already lost one parent. I’d really like to keep the other one.

Wait. Guys. I figured it out.

2016 has been a downward-spiraling shit show, and things just keep getting more bizarre.

Homestucks have been quick to point out the parallels: comets, a corrupt billionaire/tyrant running for president, clowns…

And now today, it has been officially announced that Hiveswap Act 1 will be released in January 2017.

All of 2016 has merely been the prelude for the apocalypse that will come with the release of Hiveswap, when our world will inevitably come to an end and as many of us as possible will have to boot up Sburb to recreate the universe.

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Okay real talk steel wool like, boggles my mind. That shit is weird and has no business existing in a universe that follows LAWS of physics and not just like, vague guidelines of physics or whatever.

Steel wool is fluffy metal and i think thats wild

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No seriously, this is fucking important. Take it from me, I’ve been in a household that went LITERAL YEARS without sharing shit and it literally ate all of us up inside for that time.

Then we fucking talked about that shit and it was fixed in like, a few days. And the shit that wasn’t fixed? WE TALKED ABOUT THAT SHIT TOO.

Seriously, be honest with people, especially the ones that care about you. Everybody wants to do the right thing, so letting them know is THE EXACT RIGHT WAY TO GET THAT TO HAPPEN.

Cannot reblog harder. Seriously.

tELL PEOPLE HOW YOU FEEL BEFORE ITS TOO LATE I AM BEGGING YOU. UNSAID FEELINGS ARE THE FUCKIN WORST AND THEY WILL KILL YOU, COMPLETELY EAT YOU UP INSIDE AND MAKE YOU ROT AWAY. YOU GOTTA TELL PEOPLE HOW YOU FEEL, RIGHT NOW, RIGHT WHEN IT HAPPENS. TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM, TELL THEM YOU WANNA MAKE THEM HAPPY, TELL THEM YOU MISS THEM, TELL THEM YOU DONT LIKE HOW THEY TREAT YOU, TELL THEM YOU FEEL SAD AND NEED HELP. PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU SAY EVEN IF IT HURTS A LITTLE AT FIRST. HONESTY IS REAL AND BEAUTIFUL AND FEELINGS THAT ARE SAID AND ACKNOWLEDGED EVEN IF THEYRE UNREQUITED ARE FUCKING RAW AND BEAUTIFUL AND HEY, AT LEAST YOU GOT IT OFF YOUR CHEST. SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE HONEST WITH HOW YOU FEEL. LIFE IS FAR TOO SHORT TO HIDE BEHIND THE FEAR OF SOMEONE BEING MAD OR NOT FEELING THE SAME WAY. I PROMISE YOU. LIFE IS NOTHING WITHOUT THE SMALL RISKS OF SAYING HOW YOU FEEL. SO GO DO IT. SAY IT. I PROMISE ITLL BE WORTH IT. YOULL SEE.

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official headcanon as to why Harry Potter would ever consider naming his own progeny Albus Severus Potter. I mean, seriously?

ok so what if Harry and Neville got into like this passive-aggressive lie-off regarding what a truly great man Severus Snape was like they got drunk and Harry was like ‘Snape though’ and Neville was like ‘I know right’ and Harry was like ‘what a… what a fantastic bastard. What a guy.’ and Neville was like ‘we should fuckin’ get him like, like… let’s have a funeral. A huge fucking fuck-off sized funeral with like, lilies, and, a marble coffin, and a big statue, an’ crying women, an’ all that shit’ and Harry got whiskey up his nose laughing so hard and he falls off his stool and just wheezes ‘lillies’

and then during the funeral Neville and Harry like spend the whole time trying to give a better eulogy like they keep getting back up after each other are done to try and have another go at it but then they get schooled by Hermione being like ‘for fuck’s sake boys this is how it’s done’ and she goes up to the podium and just bursts into wild banshee hysterics and throws herself across the glistening marble casket, sobbing ‘oh, it should have been me, would to god that it were me, you stallion of a professor’ and all the reporters tear up a little and then go home to pen really fervid biopics on this bleakly noble and tragically overlooked hero of the revolution

anyway like eighteen years later Harry names his kid after Severus and sends an owl off to Neville like ‘your move, mate’ and Nevill pauses in the middle of polishing the giant marble statue of Snape tenderly cuddling an armfull of adoring woodland creatures that dominates like 2/3 of his office to cuss a lot and pour himself another drink

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So apparently...

I said “angry flaming vaginas that demons come out of” in a conversation this one time, and I just figured out what the fuck I was talking about:

Yep. Everything checks out.

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How cruel is it that there are people born into this world who go their entire lives thinking they’re not smart. They’ve just accepted that they’ll never be geniuses, renowned for their intellect like Einstein or Newton, beloved for their skill like Beethoven.

And it’s all bullshit, too. Sure, not everybody can be Beethoven, but everybody can strive to be the best at what they do. Newton wasn’t born doing calculus, and Beethoven didn’t have a harpsichord instead of a rattle.

We’ve all got to start somewhere. Nobody turns into a genius overnight.

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Isn’t it weird that there are places on a person’s body where you can touch them and they’ll twitch and giggle? Like, that sounds to me like the kind of thing some alien writer would put on their imaginary species as some sort of plot device.

And then they used their hands to touch the ticklebits on each other, and the sounds they made mimicked the Earthflapper avians their people wrote songs about.

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Me trying to be cool:

Me: Whoa, whoa, hold the phone...

Me: Now give the phone to me.

Me: Now hang up the phone.

Me: Wait, I have the phone..

Me: I’M HANGING UP!

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Yes.

http://albinojellyfish.tumblr.com/post/149285397094/maribopuppy-ravencrantz

Siren: I can show you R'LYEH!

Look man, I appreciate the reference but I have no idea where this came from?? Some ask meme I don’t remember??

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16 out of 19

Buzzfeed says “if you can get at least 12 correct, you’re probably a genius.” Well, I think Langblr can get twelve, easily :P

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I’m officially insane, I thought that that was a PSA if my car had like, a cigar or something for some reason.

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.