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do yall fw cringefail loser x weird stupid alien yaoi

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you haven’t truly experienced the full spectrum of human emotions until you’re sobbing because your favourite character just died and then fucking memories by maroon 5 starts playing

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I can’t the believe the tagline of the movie was “till death do they part.”

I can’t believe they had Eddie yearning for marriage.

I can’t believe they had Venom say “you’d make a great dad.”

And then.

Uhhgghbbb

When will we allowed to be happy?

THEY WERE IN VEGAS! THEY WERE DRINKING AND PARTYING AND THEY DIDNT EVEN GET MARRIED IN VEGAS!

Not even just for the bit???

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Also I'm gonna defend the ending moment between Eddie and Venom. Yes, it was maybe not as an emotional a response from Eddie as people expected. Especially not like the first movie

However the contexts are also so very very different. The threat in this movie was nothing they'd faced before. They were tired and broken down. Eddie was fully ready to give his life with Venom too. He was fucking exhausted and when Venom saves him, what little energy Eddie had is gone. He doesn't have time to react. He's in shock and so incredibly incredibly human. Unable to run to Venom. To fight for them.

At least for me, a bigger reaction would have been fine, but the cold finality and realization that u are watching ur other half die, saving the world, and u can't do a damn thing about it, u can't be by his side like u planned, is much more Haunting. There relationship was no longer a desperate, sudden thing. Despite having separate personalities and being more individuals in this, they were still one. They made an agreement, and it's clear Eddie truly didn't think Venom would let go this time. I would probably go numb too

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VENOM 2018

Eddie: I’d die to keep you from being eaten by another symbiote.

Venom: I’d burn in fire just to keep you safe.

VENOM 2021

Venom: I’d give myself up so you could have peace and happiness.

Eddie: No, I’d give up everything just to stay with you.

VENOM 2024

Eddie: I’d rather die with you than live without you.

Venom: Sorry, can’t let you die.

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I will NEVER forgive the writers for Venom 3

They gave us a "yearning for marriage" scene, then gave us a "you'd be a good dad" scene.

THEN

THEY FUCKIN- AgggdhhdjJKJDJFODOBSBSBA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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THEY HAD THE GUTS TO PUT A QUEEN, A BOWIE AND AN ABBA SONG IN THAT SHIT AND THEY STILL KILLED HIM??!

That wasn't even queerbait; that was QUEER-MURDER

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"You would be a great dad"

Riding in a hippy minivan with raibows painted all on it's sides

Staring longinly at a married couple

"You look really hot Eddie. In fact you could win the prize of hottest guy"

"My best friend in the whole world"

Waking up three different times with Venom being his first thought

Eddie visiting New York because they planned to do it with Venom

Feel free to add to the list

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i think the coldest most soul shattering thing i've heard today is...

venom will be back. but eddie won't.

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No one gonna talk about the fact Venom licked Eddie on the mouth multiple times in this movie. Like in the first 10 minutes he did and continued there after. Cause I sure as hell want to talk about it

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Venom: The Last Dance (2024)

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oh?

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venom is so cutee when hes worried aww ~

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Smt smt the codex being a metaphor for eddie being pregnant... smt smt codex is the name of one of their children in the comics...

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"i just had a crazy dream...buddy?"

"he's not coming back."

"but i need him back."

"he wasn't meant for this place, you couldn't have kept him. and he couldn't have kept you."

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- Anything you wanna unburden yourself with, before this… happens? - Yes. I have wishes to bestow upon you.