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i understand the people who transform robots and fantasy creatures into generic anime girls before making porn and selfship with them. i get it i promise. but like wouldnt the world be so beautiful if you skipped that step?

glados and mothman are fully capable of loving you back (and consenting) do they really need big perky tits?if and when aliens visit earth, when humans transcend their bodies, when robots are taught to think and feel, are you going to forgo love (and sex) just because they dont look like genshin impact characters? i think this makes you weak honestly.

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i assumed the 'what sin do you relish most' image set was just your typical dadaist "its funny when a long diatribe about something stupid/broadly-disagreed-with is imposed on an image set of unrelated characters" type of joke image but op of that post IS an actual tradcath and DID post it unironically. which im not sure if it makes the whole situation funnier, stupider, worse, or all 3

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waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy

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This is autism condensed into a singular image.

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Straight up, people probably have told me their deadnames, I always forget after, like it's not your name, my brain treats it with the same level of importance as like how much you weighed when you were born or smth

it's sorta funny (ignoring the horrors) that cis people can't be trusted with a deadname. any time someone tells me theirs I've forgotten it five minutes later, if you had names for your toes that would be far more interesting to me, but cis people get real "if you give a mouse a cookie" about it it

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Balatro, and Deltarune? Oh yeah, ohhh yeah

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“tumblr mutual” beloved friend I would pick up at the airport if y’all visited my home city

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do you guys also have the urge to kill yourselves if you're not good at something on the first try or are you normal

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I highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. Life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore

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Today's aesthetic: when people make posts trying to convince whoever might be reading to watch some show or read some comic, but forget that their target audience won't know the fandom's jargon and abbreviations and such, resulting in a post where it's impossible to decipher so much as the title of whatever it's trying to sell you on.

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"becomes" 🤨🙄

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best internet advice is do not get popular at all like. at all when u are 15. do not.

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very specific situation that happens to me and my partners a lot

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I have learned more today than any craft workshop through my life

im blond now witch means i need to update The Puppet.

dont ever change ur appearance or else you will have to do more crafting on the creepy ass puppet version you make of yourself

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Homestuck trolls in Deltarune style

Karkat - Closet dark world citizen. probably some kind of knight or royal guard

Vriska - Tv world citizen, Was Kris's old Dnd dice that got lost behind the sofa near some cobwebs

Aradia- Church sanctuary citizen - the clock tower (i dont think the church sprite has a clock. but idc)

Equius - I dont really know????? some kind of constellation horse

Terezi - Tv world citizen. She has a judge judy esqe with WILD fake cases. everyone is always guilty

Kanaya - Church sanctuary citizen. Stained glass moth thing idk

Nepeta - Cyber world citizen. She IS animal jam

Feferi - Closet dark world citizen. fish

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for years the only thing on my laptop's desktop was this photo of john cena that i named "i know i'm marrying your mother but you don't have to call me dad unless you want to.jpeg"

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