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things from sappho to call your girlfriend

ἀστέρων πάντων ὀ κάλλιστος (of all the stars, the fairest)

πόλυ πάκτιδος ἀδυμελεστέρα, χρύσω χρυσοτέρα (far sweeter-sounding than the lyre, far more golden than gold)

τὰν ἰόκολπον (violet-tressed, one with violets in her lap)

ὦ κάλα, ὦ χαρίεσσα κόρα (o beautiful, graceful girl)

ἦρος ἄγγελος ἰμερόφωνος ἀήδων (nightingale, sweet-voiced messenger of spring)

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things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

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CLAIRES IS REAL????

Wait. Hold on. Do you mean to tell me that you thought Claire's, the real store, was some mass gaslighting effort by residents of the USA

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CLAIRES IS REAL????

Wait. Hold on. Do you mean to tell me that you thought Claire's, the real store, was some mass gaslighting effort by residents of the USA

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Você sabia que antigamente, na Inglaterra, as pessoas que não fossem da família real, tinham que pedir autorização ao Rei para terem relações sexuais?

Quando as pessoas queriam ter filhos, pediam ao Rei, este autorizava o coito, mandava entregar-lhes uma placa que deveria ser pendurada na porta da casa com a frase:

Fornication Under Consent of the King" (fornicação sob o consentimento do rei). Daí a sigla F.U.C.K que originou FUCK.

Em Portugal, devido a baixa natalidade, as pessoas eram obrigadas a manter relações sexuais por ordem do Rei. Isso era chamado "Fornicação Obrigatória por Despacho Administrativo. Daí a Sigla F.O.D.A. e a palavra foda.

Por sua vez, quem fosse solteiro e estivesse há muito tempo sem pegar ninguém, tinha que ter na sua porta a frase "Processo Unilateral de Normalização Hormonal por Estimulação Táctica Auto-induzida". Daí a sigla P.U.N.H.E.T.A.

Obs: A gente pode até falar palavrão, mas com cultura é outra coisa!

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Demo chat

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?

Lindsey: vacuums

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

Lindsey: black holes

Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?

Lindsey: lava?

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It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.

Wisdom of Confucius (via demo)

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Passing through Times Square by Mareen Fischinger