ihatemrbonzo - Tumblr blog

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i made this months ago and shes been living in my drafts since. ive debated it but its time to let her go

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STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO GODDAMN DISGUSTING PIECE OF VILE SWEATY SAGGY RUBBERY PUFFY SKIN COQUETTISH POSH BASTARD BIGGEST CLOWN WORST MASCOT SHITTEST COLOUR SCHEME HORRIBLE SHAPE MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD MUTALISE MYSELF SO HE DOESN'T GET THE SATISFACTION I WOULD DISSOLVE MYSELF IN ACID OR FEED MYSELF TO THE OCEAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO DIE BY HIS HANDS IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD BREAK HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS I WOULD RIP HIS RUBBERY SKIN APART AND HIS SKIN WOULD BURST LIKE THE WORST KIND OF WATER BALLOON I WOULD BECOME MORE OF A MONSTER THAN HIM IF IT MEANS KILLING HIM MOTHERFUCKING RUBBERY PIECE OF UNTWINKABLE SWEATY CLOWN MR FUCKING WANTS TO STAY WITH HIS STUPID HAT HIS UGLY FUCKING HAT I HOPE IT BURNS I HOPE HE BURNS AND THE SMELL OF BURNING RUBBER WILL BE A SYMPHONY FOR MY SENSES TO MARK THE DAY MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO FINALLY DIES

[ihatemrbonzo]

hello this is the person who runs the mr bonzo hate blog thank you for doing the world a service and joining me in Bonzo hate

POWER!!!! IN!!!! NUMBERS!!!!!!!!!

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im gonna kiss mr bonzo on the lips

you guys just say anything nowadays

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I ADORE YOU

Today’s proverb: Fuck Mr Bonzo

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and so, [BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG AUDIO WARNING LIKE GOD ITS BAD. IT IS LOUD.]

my mental state rn <3

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my mental state rn <3

[ihatemrbonzo]

Sorry for the disappearance! Mr Bonzo put up a hugeeeeeee. Fight. But its okay! Just missing one of my molars, a chunk of my arm, a lot of blood, and some of my dignity. I'm okay! We can bath him!

Alright. First, we need to draw the water! Men in 13 1 co told me that I need to make it boiling hot, so thats what we're doing! Lets get it in quick before Mr Bonzo can escape.

PERFECT! I feel like I will regurgitate my insides from how humid it is! Lets get Mr Bonzo in.

He's having so much fun! Lets dunk him.

This could've been a bubble bath, but men in 13 1 doesnt make bubbles. It just makes a STRONG MASCULINE MAN! RAAAAH!!!

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I love mr bonzo! I love love LOVE him!!!!

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fuck mr bonozo ;)

if i was a infant baby fresh into the world, would you say this to me?

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HEGLO...

I am the one and onlu mr bonzo hater. I HATE MR BONZO . Heres info about us and our organiztqiont

Aboutt

I guse he/him and it/its prns. No feminine ones

I have mr bomzo in my basement

Im autistcu

Doctors and medical practononers do not like me.

I MINOR

i was in eraderhead. Dont believe me. Domt elieve me? I was one of the six men getting sick!

boundries

u cqn make sex jokes but dont get serious

proshippers dni!!! i hatte stupid fandom dramaz but you are mot smart either wayz

me binzos weird summoners

lena kelley

mr bonzo dni

hi im ace i run this blog as a stupid bit. i orgiginallu made it after magp 10 when i grew a bit among me and my friends that i was mr bonzos biggest hater. quickly, i got bored of it, but didnt quite wanna let this blog rot.

and so i crafted an immensely stupid bit to manage as a hobby; playing a dumb character on this blog and also being able to talk about my special interest (i am autistic! not a bit) freely and in a fun and unique way. this blog and its stupidity are more of a silly way to comfort myself, as i live a kind of a stressful life.

if you want to support me, go check out my main blog @eatyourfleshh . thank u! happy mr bonzo hating<3

Car

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@ihatemrbonzo will make its return soon. I am currently having the worst tooth issues ever. My teeth do not cooperate i will work on this blog while recovering from this weekends procedure

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TMAGP SPOILERS + BONZO

you enter the venue and he offers you a lapdance . what do you do

image credits to @a-mag-meme-a-day / @legendary-dumpster-fire

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Apologies for the lack of Mr Bonzo hating recently! I, sadly, have a life outside of hating a fictional childrens mascot on tumblr, and sometimes that life gets in the way of things. Who could've thought! Back to regularly scheduled hating and the completion of bonzo bathtime this weekend.

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Alright! Now that the pills over, lets see what lovely concoction we're using to cleanse the bonzo.

Let me just open the post and see, eveyrone, just–

No way...it's a tie?

I can't believe it...both evil dawn and men in 13 1 were everyones favorites. I'm shocked. Flabbergasted. How could this happen?

Well, we're gonna need a tiebreaker. Lets let Bonzo choose!

His hands on Men in 13 1. Thats a good sign of improvment! When I was a young boy, my father gave me a bottle of Men in 13 1 when i came out to him as a transgender. Said this was the lumberjacks cleaning material. By the lovely state of my hair, eyes, teeth, mouth, and shoes you can clearly see how much it works. I still use it to this day! It is amazing. They even sponsored me and sent me the expirimental version we're using on bonzo! Pharmacokinetics time.

Thanks for the sponsor, Men in 13 1 Co.! The true bonzo haters of the world! I'll start running the water soon. Ciao for now! Don't let the CIA get me!

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Now its Mr Bonzo Bathtime for realizies. We don't have to hunt him down or anything.

Before we start, we do need our equipment, which is where this comes in! WHAT SHAMPOO WILL WE USE

Evil Dawn is known for its evil tendencies, while Men in 13 1 is known to cause hives and rashes and also maybe spontaneity combustion and fires. Young spice makes you younger, its like a fountain of youth or whatever that is. but it can also cause a rare disease called Fetus Syndrome. Not sure what that is, dont ask me. The doctors suck. Last time I was at the hospital they told me I had this thing called "mental issues", like come on.

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Part two to the best magnus fanwork ever (joke)

Alright. We've got something now...

I might've broken into a couple government buildings to get what I needed (what are they gonna do? The locks were nothing for my trusty hammer. And I wasn't about to crawl in through a window, especially after breaking it.)

The perfect trap! Since Bonzo can read (he definently can), he'll want to read this super super special letter addressed to him from THE Richard Nixon! He's still alive, by the way.

WE GOT HIM

Bathtime for Mr Bonzo! You guys voted, and we listened. Lets clean that dirty, dirty felt thing!

Not quite sure Bonzo wants to get in...but I'll figure something out! He smells very bad, after all. Very very bad.