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they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr

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amazing news for the bisexual community

"oscar isaac" "kristen stewart" "vampire" "thriller" "80s" ???? please

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If wasps have a million fans I am one of them. If wasps have ten fans I am one of them. If wasps have only one fan than that is me. If wasps have no fans, I am no longer on this earth. If the world is against wasps, I am against the world.

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elon musk told jkr to calm down help fkfbkr

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Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield (1957) Julia Bowen and Sofia Vergara (2014) Maude Apatow and Sydney Sweeney (2021)

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cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

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who is this and why did he hurt me

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i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

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being an ant would fucking suck. there’s an animal called an anteater, that’s not even like a nickname.

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cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through