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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation
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Horse colors are easy. For example, the left horse is flaxen liver chestnut and the right horse is silver dapple


Left is mealy and right is pangar茅


Left is flaxen chestnut and right is dark palomino


Left is perlino and right is amber champagne


Left is dun and right is buckskin

Like I said, easy!
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Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.
Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"
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Wattled Jacana聽(Jacana jacana) standing on a cabybara, family Jacanidae, order Charadriiformes, Panatanal, Brazil
photograph by Guilherme Battistuzzo
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Wattled Jacana聽(Jacana jacana) standing on a cabybara, family Jacanidae, order Charadriiformes, Panatanal, Brazil
photograph by Guilherme Battistuzzo
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