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"kind of a shitty wizard" is such a character defining moment. the bullying of jenkins is the bedrock of tres horny boys. if you don't love taz at "and that word is my fucking name jenkins" you don't deserve it at "phantasmal and resplendent" okay.

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Surely the tall, battle hardened, scarred, hairy, rude, vulgar, disheveled, but loyal and ferocious knight I have sworn in as my maiden daughter’s personal guard would not dare to look upon her fairness and her his roguish ways and dare to defy the marriage arrangement I have put in place for her.

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Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

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Shoutout to Pearl's shotgun that she keeps in her gem

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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… lesbian corn you say?

After recently becoming a vegetarian, Cori has found herself in a bit of a pickle. It used to be easy for her to find a decent lunch spot in downtown billings, but now that she’s investigating the menus a little deeper, she’s discovering there’s meat in almost all of her favorite foods.

Things are looking up when Cori catches sight of a vegan hot dog stand, but her enthusiasm also prompts a terrible car crash that sends her rushing to the hospital. Fortunately, one of these plant-based sausages is the best doctor in Billings… and she knows exactly what Cori’s body needs.

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on sentient hot dog action and living plant-based sausage love.

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please enjoy new tingler THIS LESBIAN HOT DOG GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A DOCTOR ALSO SHE IS VEGAN out now here or on true buckaroo tier patreon

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you have GOT to be able to admit when you’ve believed something bigoted in order to improve as a human being. like you NEED to be able to handle that if you want to act in line with your values

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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Gilbert Baker helps hoist one of the two original rainbow flags created by the decoration committee for San Francisco Gay Freedom Day | 1978 | ph: James McNamara, lead seamster of the flags

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Me: "If I was writing a sequel to the 2013 animated film "Turbo" I would include a cameo character for Eminem who is a snail named "Slime Shady""

My Guardian Angel: [smiles and adds another thread that connects me directly to god]

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shoutout to fat/plus-sized monster fuckers who just want a huge fucking creature to make them feel small and dainty

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SHIIIDDDDD!!! ( . ) ( . )

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Rose Quartz they can never make me hate you

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