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You can’t keep a good dog down motherfucker

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this tweet will singlehandedly cause the earth to collapse in on itself like a neutron star composed entirely of soy

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maybe this is pretentious coming from a guy who studies monkeys but i can’t believe how many people confuse orangutans with chimpanzees. folks one of them is Orange and the other is not

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Clear the next two hours of my schedule

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Gay rights

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but what if dunston DIDN'T check in?

i would freak the fuck out a little bit. to be honest

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Do you still get terfs spamming your posts/inbox or have they decided you're old news by now lol

wouldn’t know, they started getting weird and making sexually aggressive comments on my posts so i just started blocking on sight. maybe they’ve found a different waifish dastardly feminine man to obsessively get mad about. they’ll be back in a couple months when i make another true and correct post they don’t like

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Who up Checking In their Dunston

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Worldwide “Dunston Checks In” event in progress

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Worldwide “Dunston Checks In” event in progress

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ah fuck i gotta delete an entire sentence better just

The Gag Writer Keyboard

An open source 3d printed keyboard that allows you to type by sucking dick.

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It seems pretty windy

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Episode 34 out now

Joe Biden calls in to Gorilla Radio Show