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bruh shout out to the videos coming out from the manchester production because i’m STILL insane over this show
every time i tag one of my posts come fall in love i feel like mark watney vlogging from mars
morale is low, hope persists, creeping madness upon my psyche, etc
everyday i wake up and the come fall in love cast recording doesn’t exist yet
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this morning i googled pictures of joe from legal and i no joke started crying


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"You think it's going to be AI commentary, but it turns out to be incel commentary" I think the fact that there is no AI running society and it's just a guy pulling a Man Behind The Curtain because he hates women is the AI commentary, actually
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watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?
it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"
the cycle continues let me out of here
guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture
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the thing about johnny storm is that he is gay. and this isn’t wishful thinking on my part. i don’t care enough about johnny storm to want him to be gay. it’s just that i have eyes and i can see him being gay right in front of me
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’
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i’ve decided my new bit is that whenever i’m leaving i’ll say “i gotta go see a man about a horse” and i’m having a lot of fun
#should be noted i live in a very urban area#not a horse to be seen for miles#and no this isn’t funny to anyone else and i’m fully aware
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unfortunately my brother and i have a new bit which is that if the other person hands you a banana and says “it’s for you” you MUST answer it and say “yellow?…………..they hit the pentagon”
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online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches
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